你不要玩了 沒時間了 哎喲
我知道我幫不了你啊
我們現在可以聊點別的嗎
你說說 我在聽
哎喲 你怎麼啦
我知道你沒在聽
等你有空的時候再說吧
唉 我得趕緊把這些弄完... Oh, I Have To Finish All This Before...
趕在阿爸醒來之前
你先去把今晚要用的桌布熨一下 Go And Steam The Tablecloths For Tonight.
我待會兒把天花板上的水漬粉刷掉 I'm Going To Paint Over That Water Stain In The Ceiling.
已經辦好了
我剛剛跟拜倫提到今天晚上的事
他們男聲合唱團給爸爸準備了一個好玩的驚喜
面
你幫我煮麵
啊哦 Huh? Oh.
那等我們的預約都結束了我們再聊吧
今天下午再說 怎麼樣 Like, This Afternoon?
-五分鐘 -什麼 - Five Minutes! - What?
看面啊 五分鐘
你知道爸最討厭吃爛的面
好 我知道了
你用的是哪種油漆 Which Paint Did You Use?
白色的
我們有兩種白色的
一個是自助洗衣店用的 另外一個是公寓用的
你千萬不要用錯了 因為錯了就會...
好了 好了
好了好了 伊芙琳 不要緊張
我知道你想把爸爸的派對弄得很完美
但他看到你擁有幸福的家庭和成功的事業 他肯定會為你驕傲噠
神經病 你明知道爸不會這樣看我們的
但至少是你和我都看到的不是嗎
喂 小琳吶 女兒啊
你看 阿爸起來了
喬伊來了嗎 去擺桌子吧 他肯定餓了 Joy Is Here? Go Set The Table. He Must Be Hungry.
我去開門
我們晚點再談嗎 We Talk Later?
解除婚姻關係申請書 伊芙琳·王
韋蒙德·王 請求離婚
嘿 嘿 Hey, Hey!
謝謝你為我這麼做 Thank You For Doing This.
你現在看起來真漂亮 You Look Really Pretty Right Now.
噢 原來你喜歡這種... Oh, You Like This...
...性感摩門教徒風嗎 ...This Hot Mormon Look?
我現在先誇你一下 以防我媽說 I'm Just Telling You Now In Case My Mom Says
你胖啊之類的蠢話 Something Dumb Like You're Fat Or Whatever.
你不是說當她說這種話時 I Thought You Said When She Says
意味著她在乎這個人嗎 Shit Like That, It Means She Cares.
嗨 伊芙琳 Hi, Evelyn.
-王太太好 -嘿 媽媽 - Mrs Wang! - Hey, Mom.
我只做了三人份的食物 I Only Cook Enough Food For Three People.
現在我得再做多一份了 Now I Have To Cook More.
喬伊來了 她帶了貝基來 It's Joy. She Brought Becky.
你忘了嗎 我們跟迪爾德麗女士說過 為了避免誤會 喬伊會參加會議的
所以貝基是來幫忙看爸爸的
-你好 -你好親愛的 - Hi! - Hi, Honey!
你好 王先生 Hi, Mr Wang!
你好 貝基 很高興你能來 Hi, Becky! Thank You For Coming.
請叫我韋蒙德就好 來 坐 Please Call Me Waymond. Here, Sit.
你知道 他不一定要留下來 You Know, He Doesn't Have To Stay.
「他」是指誰 Who's He?
-貝基啊 -貝基不是女的嗎 - Becky. - Becky's A She.
你知道的 You Know Me.
我總是把「他」和「她」弄混 I Always Mix Up 'He', 'She'.
中文發音就一個「Ta」多簡單 Ln Chinese, Just One Word 'Ta', So Easy.
還有 你看看你們倆的穿衣打扮 And The Way You Two Are Dressed,
我相信不止我一個會把他叫成「他」 I'm Sure I'm Not The Only One Calling Him 'He'.
我是說 把她叫成「他」 啊啊啊 I Mean Her 'Him'. Ugh!
隨便了 我的英語很好 我們還有谷歌翻譯 Anyways, My English Is Fine And We Have Google.
所以你不必當翻譯 So You Don't Have To Come And Be A Translator.
你留下吧 You Stay Here.
她可以走了 And She Can Go.
聽著 我真的覺得這很奇怪 Look, I Honestly Think It's Weird, Ok?
但貝基想幫忙 對吧 貝基 But Becky Wants To Help. Right, Becky?
當我和年長的人在一起的時候 我總能學到東西 I Always Learn Something When I Hang Out With The Elderly.
年長說明有閱歷 Old People Are Very Wise.
呵 沒事 Hmm. It's Ok.
我們會帶著外公一起去開會 We'll Take Gong Gong With Us To The Meeting.
呃 你就和貝基留在這裏裝飾吧 好嗎 Uh, You And Becky Stay Here And Decorate. Hmm?
爸爸到底知不知道我們被查稅啊
他在哪裏 我什麼時候能見他 Where Is He? When Can I Meet Him?
來客人了 Huh! Customers.
快吃 Eat Fast.
-媽媽 -幹什麼 - Mom. - What?
媽 等等 Mom, Just Wait.
等 等什麼等 今天沒時間等 Wait? Wait? No Time To Wait Today.
拜託... Just Please...
喬伊 隨便什麼時候 我都巴不得你來玩 來吃飯 Joy, Any Other Time, I Beg You To Come And Eat
或者打電話給我也行 但今天不行 太忙了 Or Call Me Or Anything, But Today Very Busy.
媽媽 這裏365天天天都這麼忙啊 Mom, This Is Literally What It's Always Like.
不是這個白漆啊 Wrong White Paint!
我知道你一直都不喜歡貝基 但是… Know You Haven't Always Liked Becky, Ok, But...
我喜歡貝基 她很好 I Like Becky. She Is Very Nice
故障中
故障中 你很幸運... You Are Very Lucky...
你知不知道 你老媽對你交女朋友態度已經很開放了
她還是一個老外
她有一半墨西哥血統 She's Half Mexican.
不能把鞋放進洗衣機 No Shoes In Washer.
壞了你賠啊 Broken, You Pay, Yeah?
但是你外公 他心臟承受不了啊 But Gong Gong, His Heart Cannot Take It,
尤其是他剛坐了那麼久的飛機 Especially After Such A Long Flight.
你想讓他大老遠從中國過來結果心臟病發死掉嗎 You Want Him To Come All The Way From China To Die Like That?
他不會死掉的 He's Not Gonna Die.
我不是那個意思 我是說 我想... That's Not What I Said, What I Said, I Want...
噢 大鼻子
-有什麼可以幫您的 -等等我聽不清 - How Can I Help You? - Just Hold On. I Can't Hear You.
-你先等等 -好的 - Just Hold On. - Okay.
有什麼事嗎 How Can I Help You?
對 我來拿幾件襯衫 Yeah, I'm Here To Pick Up Some Shirts.
-我打過三次電話了 -把小票給我 - I Called, Like, Three Times. - Give Me Your Ticket.
-好 -我幫你去找 - Mmm-Hmm, Yeah. - I Find For You.
-我有小票 -寶貝... - No, I Have The Ticket. - Babe...
她就是要看一眼 She's Just Asking For It 'Cause That's, Like,
這是他們的流程 The Way That It Works.
他們又不會讀心術 They Don't Read Minds.
那你就掛啊 謝謝 Then Hang Up! Thank You.
我們已經在一起三年了 We've Been Together For Three Years.
你不覺得外公想知道嗎 Don't You Think Gong Gong Would Want To Know?
讓他好好享受今晚的派對吧 Let Him Enjoy His Party Tonight.
你覺得貝基在整個派對上 Yeah, You Think Becky's Gonna Get Through
都不需要向外公做自我介紹嗎… The Whole Party Without Introducing Herself To Gong Gong...
-伊芙琳 -你還不知道貝基的性格嗎 - Evelyn! - Have You Met Becky?
猜猜誰的20美元又被機器吞掉了 Guess Whose $20 Got Eaten By The Machine Again.
韋蒙德 有客人需要你來幫忙 Waymond! Customers Need You!
好 來了 Alright, Coming!
伊芙琳 我老婆以前 Evelyn, You Know, My Wife Used To Wear
也用和你一樣的香水 願她安息 That Exact Same Perfume, God Rest Her Soul.
你今晚來參加派對嗎 Are You Coming To The Party Tonight?
嗯 邀請函就在這兒呢 Yeah, I Got My Ticket Right Here.
客人的衣服不見了 042在哪
對不起 這裏太多了 所以我搬了一些去樓上 Sorry. It Was Too Crowded Here So I Moved Some Upstairs.
太擠了看著不好看 I Think The Clothes Are Happier There.
看吧 這樣是不是挺好 See? They're Happier Here.
不是說好了嗎 我叫你把這塑料眼睛拿下來
別再放塑料眼睛了 No More Google Eyes!
媽媽 我們能談談貝基的事嗎 Mom, Can We Please Talk About Becky?
你爸爸 這麼多年
我還是不知道他腦子裏在想什麼 I Still Don't Know What His Brain Is Thinking.
貝基今晚能來嗎 Can Becky Come Tonight Or Not?
-別轉移話題 -我沒有 - Stop Changing The Subject. - I'm Not.
你知道 就像我們的審計師 You Know, It's Like Our Auditor.
她是個可怕的人 She Is A Terrible Person.
她一直針對社區裏的華人 She Keeps Targeting The Chinese In The Community.
開了兩年的會 You Know, Two Years Of Meetings,
留置權：指債權人在債務人不履行到期債務時，對其動產予以留置， 並就該動產折價或拍賣、變賣所得的價款優先受償的權利
她居然對我們的洗衣店動用留置權 She Puts A Lien On Our Laundromat.
你知道你爸做了什麼嗎 And You Know What Your Father Does?
不要關掉電源
他給她送小餅乾 He Brings Her Cookies.
神經
建立連接中
我每天都在抗爭 Every Day I Fight, I Fight.
我為我們所有人在抗爭 I Fight For All Of Us.
這裏的每一天都是一場戰鬥 Every Day Is A Battle Here.
你爸 他根本不在乎事情的發展… Oh, Your Father, He Doesn't Care About The Way Things Are...
我試著讓我們的生活更容易更簡單 I Try To Make Our Lives Easier And More Simple.
但是你爸...
我真的不知道 沒有我他怎麼活
你該早點告訴我的 You Should Have Told Me Earlier.
-真厲害 -喂喂喂 你幹嘛 - That's Really Impressive. - Hello, What Are You Doing?
伊芙琳 你一定要看看瑞克跳舞 Evelyn, You Have To See Rick Dance.
你看 他知道所有的舞步 Look, He Knows All Of The Moves.
貝基 我他媽要自殺了 Becky, I'll Fucking Kill Myself.
他一直想成為一名演員 就像你一樣 He Wants To Be An Actor, Just Like You Did.
也許 你也可以去試鏡
♪只要把你的手♪ ♪ Just Put Your Hand ♪
♪放在我的手中...♪ ♪ In My Hand ♪
♪我們就能穿越永恆♪ ♪ And We'll Spin Through Eternity ♪
♪生活也可以如此美味♪ ♪ Life Can Be So Delicious ♪
啊 我喜歡這個 Ah! I Love This!
-嘿 -瑞克 你太棒了 - Hey! - Rick, You're So Terrific.
大鼻子的 拿給她
我知道 我就是... I Know. I Just...
我真不知道該怎麼說才能他媽的說得更清楚 I Just Don't Know How To Be Any Fucking Clearer.
就好像她可以選擇 It's Like She Can Choose
要麼你和我一起去參加派對 Either You Come To The Party With Me
讓外公再也抬不起頭來 And Gong Gong Is Eternally Ashamed
直到他忘記這一切 然後死去 Until He Forgets It All And Then He Dies
或者你不跟我去 讓他安詳地死掉 Or You Don't Come With Me And Then He Still Dies.
什麼 What?
-你在說什麼 -就是個玩笑 - What Are You Saying? - That Was A Joke.
這笑話一點都不好笑 親愛的 Uh, That's Not A Very Funny Joke, Honey.
-嘿 夥計們... -這才10美元 - Hey, Guys... - This Is Only $10.
我還以為你們中國人數學很好 I Thought You People Were Very Good With Math.
-下次我再給回你...就當是利息 -伊芙琳 - Next Time I Give You Back...Interest. - Evelyn?
-媽 媽... -伊芙琳 - Mom, Mom... - Evelyn?
-媽 媽 -幹什麼 - Mom! Mom! - What?!
爸爸
你怎麼跑下來了
我的早餐在哪兒呢 你快點把飯拿來啊
韋蒙德 韋蒙德 Waymond! Waymond!
我肚子好餓了 你知道嗎
爸 你還認得出喬伊嗎
啊 Huh?
哦 Oh!
外公好
呃 Uh...
你的飛機好不好
呃 Uh...
你的中文 說得越來越差了
對 對
外公 這是貝基
貝基是我的...
該死 要怎麼說來著 呃... Shit, How Do You Say It? Uh...
她是我的...
哦 Oh!
好朋友 老友來的
媽... Mom...
算了 我不拿了 You Know What? I'm Actually Not Doing That.
大鼻子
到這時候了 我不... It's Like At This Point I Do Not...
我早餐在哪裏啊
很高興見到你 It Was Nice To Meet You!
嗨 請給我們五星好評 Hi! Give Us Five-Star Cleaning.
還有… Also...
今晚有個中國新年的春節派對 There Is A Chinese New Year Party Tonight,
歡迎社區內的所有顧客來參加 Open To All The Customers In The Community.
謝謝 Thank You.
-請來享受... -沒關係的 - Please Come And Enjoy... - This Is Fine.
-...美食和... -好的 - ...The Good Food... - Ok.
-美妙的音樂 好嗎 -好 - ...And Nice Music, Ok? - Alright.
我給你一張邀請函 等...等我一下 Get You An Invite. Moment...Moment, Please.
-你現在能聽到嗎 -喬伊 等等 拜託 - Can You Hear This Right Now? - Joy, Wait! Please!
我有話對你說 I Have Something To Say To You!
什麼 What?
你... You...
...你得試著吃得健康點 ...You Have To Try And Eat Healthier.
你越來越胖了 You Are Getting Fat.
自助洗衣店
我自己能走上樓 你不用多跑一趟
伊芙琳 Evelyn?
你在幹什麼
伊芙琳 Evelyn?
你在想什麼東西啊
一切萬物
第一部分
快點啦 快點啦 我們遲到了
國稅局大樓
快走 快走 Go, Go, Go, Go!
好 Ok!
小琳 我們這是在什麼地方啊
-這裏啊... -嗯...
我們的生意最近做得很好 所以打算申請多一個營業執照 開多一間店
啊 又開多一間給那幫老外洗衣服的洗衣店是吧
人總有洗不完的衣服
能幫上忙的感覺挺好的 爸爸
沒用的
我在想...等我們這個事情都結束了 我們要不要去旅行啊
我今天再多想一件事的話 If I Have To Think Of One More Thing Today,
我的腦袋就要爆炸了 My Head Will Explode.
你幹嘛
你可能會有嚴重的危險 You May Be In Grave Danger.
沒時間解釋了 拿著 There's No Time To Explain. Hold This.
你這是幹什麼 Why Are You Doing This?
看好了 Pay Attention.
等電梯停了 你可以左轉 When We Leave This Elevator, You Can Either Turn Left
去跟你預約好的審計見面 Towards Your Scheduled Audit Appointment
或者 你可以右轉去保潔雜貨間 Or You Can Turn Right And Go Into The Janitor's Closet.
神經病啊
構建地圖
我為什麼要去雜物... Why Would I Go Into The Janitor's...
別多問 Not Now.
平行人生軌跡掃瞄中
你為什麼總要在我手機上下載這些軟體 Why You Download All These Apps On My Phone?
吸氣 Breathe In.
你會感覺到頭部有輕微的壓力 You're Gonna Feel A Slight Pressure In Your Head.
你真的瘋了
人生軌跡掃瞄
完成
不好意思 是個女孩
小琳 不要跑那麼快
跟我走吧
畫得好漂亮
將來一切都會好的
初戀
我們可以自力更生 走自己的路
好不好
你要跟那個傻小子走的話 以後你就別回來了
我就當沒你這個女兒
離家出走
好大
你開心嗎你 嗯
我很開心
你看 所有這些東西都是我們的
阿爸還是我
你氣消了沒啊 我在等你回我電話呢
真的嗎
嘿 小寶貝喬伊 Hey, Baby Joy!
你給我回來 You Come Back Here!
閉嘴 Shut Up!
你怎麼能和你媽這麼說話 You Don't Talk To Your Mother Like This!
我他媽想怎麼說話就怎麼說 I'll Talk To Her How I Fucking Want!
王太太嗎我們打電話是想通知你你父親...
這裏就是我們的洗衣店了
激活… Activation...
你開會的時候 The Moment You're Situated In Your Meeting,
按照這上面的指示去做 Follow These Instructions
但記住 不能讓任何人知道 But, Remember, No-One Can Know.
也不要跟我討論這事 Don't Even Talk To Me About This
因為我不會記得的 Because I Won't Remember.
-但我... -噓 - But I... - Shh.
精神掃瞄完成 Mental Scan Complete.
回見 Talk To You Soon.
哇 這個電梯好快啊
快點啦 快點啦 這裏是哪裏啊
你好 Hello!
保潔雜貨間
①雙腳反穿鞋子 ②閉上眼睛 想像你在保潔雜貨間裏 ③保持這種想像 按下綠色按鈕提示 提示：別忘了呼吸
王太太 Mrs Wang?
王太太 你在聽嗎 Mrs Wang, Are You With Us?
嗯 Yes.
當然 我在聽呢 Of Course. Lam Here.
-我只是在思考 -好 - Just Thinking. - Oh, Ok
我希望... Well, I Was Just Hoping...
...你可以解釋一下這個 ...That You Could Explain This.
這是份收據 This Is A Receipt.
我的收據 My Receipt.
我們在說什麼
哎呀 你這種狀態怎麼行呢 總是在發白日夢...
聽著 我... Look, I...
...我只是希望你能告訴我 ...I Was Just Hoping You Could Enlighten Me
作為一個洗衣店的老闆 As To How, As A Laundromat Owner,
一台卡拉ok機 A Karaoke Machine
怎麼能算作是商業開支呢 Could Constitute A Business Expense?
我是個歌手 I Am A Singer.
-行吧 -真的 - Of Course You Are. - It's True.
她有一副美麗的嗓音 She Has A Beautiful Voice.
伊芙琳 給她唱首歌 Evelyn, Sing A Song For Her.
-噓 -不 別 - Shh! - No, No, Please.
沒有必要 That Will Not Be Necessary.
但我需要為每一項業務 But I Will Need A Separate Schedule C
單獨填一份附表c For Each Of These Businesses
因為根據你的費用扣除申請來看 Because Based On What You're Trying To Deduct
你還是一個小說家和廚師 You're Also A Novelist And A Chef.
上次你告訴我… Last Time, You Told Me That...
等等 Please.
...一名老師 ...A Teacher,
一個歌唱老師 Uh, And A Singing Coach
還有水中按療師 And A 'Watsu' Technician.
不好意思 水中按療...是個什麼東西 I'm Sorry. What...What Is 'Watsu'?
就是水裏的按摩 It's A Water Massage.
①雙腳反穿鞋子
什麼叫水裏的按摩 What's A Water Massage?
就是...治療背痛 Like... Like For Back Pain
你會去水裏的做按摩 You Go Get A Water Massage.
-噢 你去了 -對 - Oh, You Go? - Yes.
②閉上眼睛 想像你在保潔雜貨間裏
保潔雜貨間
③保持這種想像 按下綠色按鈕提示
提示：別忘了呼吸
什麼情況 What's Happening?
...就像在跟我前夫說話一樣 ...Like I'm Talking To My Ex-Husband.
就像我之前跟你們說的 把你們的… Like I Said To You Before, Co-Mingling Of Your...
-是你把我的腦袋弄得一團亂 -噓 - It's You Messing With My Head. - Shh!
-別噓我 -你得放鬆你的身體 - Don't Shh Me! - You Got To Relax Your Body.
別... Don't...
冷靜下來 Calm Down, Please!
冷靜 Calm Down.
放鬆你在另一個宇宙的身體 Relax Your Body In The Other Universe. Please.
...這些扣除... ...These Deductions...
進入「自動駕駛」模式 Go Into Auto-Pilot.
你們不能就這樣扣除掉這些... You Can't Then Deduct It If It's An Off...
很好 很好 Good. Good.
他們還不知道你和我在這個宇宙裏 They Don't Know You And I Are In This Universe Yet
所以 希望我還有時間解釋 So, Hopefully, I'll Have Some Time To Explain.
我不是你的丈夫 至少不是你認識的那個 I Am Not Your Husband. At Least Not The One You Know.
我是他的另一個版本 I Am Another Version Of Him
來自另一條人生軌跡 另一個宇宙 From Another Life Path, Another Universe.
我來這 是因為我們需要你的幫助 I'm Here Because We Need Your Help.
我今天很忙 沒時間幫你了 Very Busy Today. No Time To Help You.
噓 Shh!
有一股巨大的邪惡力量在我的宇宙裏生根發芽 There Is A Great Evil That Has Taken Root In My World
並開始在眾多宇宙中 And Has Begun Spreading Its Chaos
傳播它的混亂 Throughout The Many Verses.
我花了數年的時間在尋找 I Have Spent Years Searching
一個能與邪惡抗衡 For The One Who Might Be Able To Match
並能讓世界恢復平衡的人 This Great Evil With An Even Greater Good And Bring Back Balance.
這麼多年的尋找把我帶到了這裏… All Those Years Of Searching Have Brought Me Here...
-王太太 -來到這個宇宙 - Mrs Wang? - ...To This Universe.
-你在聽嗎 -找到你 - Hello?! - To You.
我知道你現在很難消化這些信息… I Know It's A Lot To Take In Right Now...
王太太 Mrs Wang?!
在聽嗎 Hello?
聽著 我知道你有很多心事 Look, I'm Sure You Have A Lot On Your Mind,
但我覺得沒有什麼比我們現在 But I Cannot Imagine Anything Mattering More
討論的關於你的納稅義務 Than The Conversation We Are Now Having
更重要的事了 Concerning Your Tax Liability.
需要我提醒你你的財產 Uh, Need I Remind You That There Is
已經被行使留置權了嗎 Already A Lien On Your Property?
我們完全有權利把它沒收 Repossession Is Well Within Our Rights.
我知道 我在留心聽 L Know. Lam Paying Attention.
你看到這些了嗎 Do You See These?
除非你也聽過很多屁話 You Don't Get One Of These
否則是拿不到這些獎項的 Unless You've Seen A Lot Of Bullshit.
請原諒我的髒話 Excuse My French.
你現在可能... Now You May...
只看到了一堆無聊的表格和數字 Only See A Pile Of Boring Forms And Numbers,
但我看到的是一個故事 But I See A Story.
只需要看這一堆收據 With Nothing But A Stack Of Receipts,
我就可以追溯你生活的起起落落 I Can Trace The Ups And Downs Of Your Lives.
而你生活看起來並不好 And It Does Not Look Good.
看起來真的不太好 It Does Not Look Good.
-但… -呃… - But... - Uh...
抱歉 我妻子把她的愛好和生意混在一起了 Sorry, My Wife Confuses Her Hobbies For Businesses.
這是無心之失 An Honest Mistake.
噢 好吧 Oh! Ok.
好吧 對於所有這些... Well, With All Of These, Um...
...「無心之失」 ..."Honest Mistakes,"
即使我們不以欺詐罪起訴你 I Mean, Even If We Don't Charge You With Fraud,
我們也肯定會以重大過失罪 We'll Most Certainly Have To Fine You
對你罰款 For Gross Negligence.
你總是用這種專業的詞 You're Always Trying To Confuse Us
糊弄我們 With These Big Words.
你不是說 I Thought You Were Going To Bring
你會帶你女兒過來給你當翻譯嗎 Your Daughter To Help You Translate.
-我的確是要帶我... -別 - I Am Going To Bring My... - Hey!
-真不好意思 -伊芙琳 - Sorry. - Evelyn?
她本來是要來的 She Was Going To Come...
伊芙琳 你好好聽我說話啊 Evelyn! Are You Paying Attention?
我現在沒空理你 I Cannot Talk Now.
她忙到連自己父母都沒空幫嗎 She's Too Busy To Help Her Parents?
除非你能幫我把報稅的事搞定了 Unless You Can Help Me With My Taxes.
什麼叫「嚴重過失」啊 What Is "Gross Necklaces"?
我知道你現在腦子裏肯定一團亂 I Know You Have A Lot Of Things On Your Mind,
但現在沒什麼比這事更急 But Nothing Could Possibly Matter More
我現在跟你交代的事情 Than This Conversation We Are Having
關係到無限多重宇宙中 Right Now Concerning The Fate
每一個世界的命運 Of Every Single World Of Our Infinite Multiverse.
你不知道要尊重年長的人嗎 Where's The Respect For Elders?
我的好伊芙琳 My Dear Evelyn,
我瞭解你 I Know You.
你每時每刻都在擔心 With Every Passing Moment,
自己是不是錯過了 You Fear You Might Have Missed Your Chance
掌握人生 成就自我的機會 To Make Something Of Your Life.
我現在就是來告訴你 I'm Here To Tell You
你所經歷的每一次拒絕 Every Rejection,
每一次失望 都帶領著你 Every Disappointment Has Led You Here
來到此時此刻 To This Moment.
不要讓無關緊要的事情耽誤了你 Don't Let Anything Distract You From It.
你還覺得挺好笑 是吧 Do You Think This Is Funny?
快回答她啊
所以你是怎麼想的 So What Will It Be?
我正在想
我在想呢 I'm Thinking.
沒時間了 Our Time Here Is Up.
-追殺我們的人到了 -你什麼意思 - They're Going To Kill Us. - What?
您能不能再給我們點時間 讓我們重填一下啊 You Think You Can Give Us More Time So We Can Redo All This?
別怕 這裏本來就是用來聯繫你用的 Do Not Worry, This Is Just A Burner Universe
臨時宇宙 We Are Using For Communication.
到了該戰鬥的時刻 你自然就知道了 You Will Know When It Is Time To Fight.
你想重新報稅 你還想重填一遍表格 You Want To Redo? You're Going To Resubmit?
-我會再聯繫你的 -噓 別出聲 - I Will Be In Contact Soon. - Shh, Shh, Shh.
我覺得我親丈夫要惹火審計員了 I Think My Other Husband Is Messing Up The Audit.
就是讓我們能好好地再自查一遍 Maybe We Can Look At All The Receipts Again And...
伊芙琳 不要相信任何人 Evelyn! Trust No-One.
不要 別過來 別過來 Oh, No, No. No, No, No. No...!
你在搞什麼鬼
你沒事吧
我的天 Oh, Dear Lord.
你沒事吧
沒事 什麼事都沒有 Ok. Everything Ok.
我覺得我可能有東西落在家裏了 I Think I Forget Something At Home.
你先坐下 Uh, Sit Down.
我估計我等會兒得後悔這麼說 Think I'm Going To Regret This
你們走吧 You Can Go
你說什麼 What?
你跟她說了什麼
我再給你們點時間 You... You Will Have.
-最好是我來跟她說 你幫我翻譯好嗎 -等等 等一等
我今天下班前六點之前 You Will Have Until I Leave The Office Tonight
你們把東西準備好了 再拿過來 To Bring Everything In, 6:00 P.M.
給你們最後一次機會 Last Chance
-其實明天更好啊 -謝謝 非常感謝 - Oh, Tomorrow Is Better... - Thank You! Thank You!
謝謝您 我們六點再來 Thank You. 6:00 P.M.
-非常感謝您 -謝謝帶餅乾來 - Thank You So Much. - Thank You For The Cookies.
看著應該挺好吃的 They Look Delicious.
最後一次機會啊 Last Chance!
祝您今天愉快 Have A Nice Day.
最後一次啊 Last Chance.
天吶 Oh, No.
伊芙琳 伊芙琳 Evelyn! Evelyn!
我知道該怎麼說啊
-伊芙琳 等一等 -事情不是你想的那樣的
我知道為什麼你怪怪的
你在說什麼
所以你其實知道這是怎麼一回事 So You Know About This?
當然了 這是我的
剛才在電梯裏的那個也是你 It Was You. Like, You Who Was In The Elevator.
對啊
我剛才是在電梯裏啊 I Was In The Elevator.
你下禮拜再來吧 Come Back Next Week.
你們倆在吵什麼啊
-在這嘰嘰喳喳的 -沒什麼 沒什麼
我還沒準備好現在就開打啊 I'm Not Ready To Fight.
我沒準備好打架啊 Am Not Ready To Fight
可是我們沒別的辦法了啊 Maybe We Don't Have A Choice.
這寫的什麼啊 What?
小琳我跟你說你真是沒鬼用做什麼都半途而廢
你錯了爸你一點都不瞭解我
換什麼鞋 Switch Shoes To What?
伊芙琳 Evelyn?!
趕緊叫保安 Someone Call Security!
你在幹什麼啊 What Are You Doing?
不是你告訴我的嗎 You Told Me To Do It!
你瘋了嗎
你說的啊 到了該戰鬥的時候 我自然就知道 You Said I Would Know When It Is The Time To Fight!
她追著我們來了啊 She Was Coming After Us
你不知道你犯了多嚴重的事 女士 Oh, You Have No Idea, Lady. Oh!
居然敢毆打稅務局工作人員 Assaulting An Irs Agent?
你不知道後果多嚴重 You Have No Idea!
我是在說我們的事啊
解除婚姻關係 "Dissolution Of Marriage"?
這個什麼
對 請來十樓 Yes, I'm On The Tenth Floor.
不 No...
這是誰給你的
沒有人給我
你哥...
你哥哥離婚了 Your Brother Gets A Divorce,
所以你也覺得離婚沒什麼了是吧 Now You Think Divorce Is Ok?
我不是覺得離婚沒什麼 I Don't Think It's Ok!
我們彼此承諾了一生 We Made A Sacred Promise.
伊芙琳 我知道 我只是希望你和我...
我跟你說了要保持低調 I Told You To Stay Low And Out Of Sight.
你現在來了是吧 Oh, Now You're Here?
別總來來去去地折騰我了 Huh! Stop Confusing Me, Coming And Going.
-別折騰了 -放鬆 - Stop It, Stop It, Stop... - Relax.
我來擺平 I'll Get You Out Of This.
別過來了 Stop Coming Here.
好了 各位 請保持鎮靜 Ok, Folks. Everyone Remain Calm.
噢 謝天謝地 Oh, Thank...Thank God!
就是她 那個中國女人 It's That One Right There. The Chinese Lady!
不是我 都是他的錯 No! It's All His Fault!
她剛剛在那兒襲擊了我 Right There She Assaulted Me!
好了 請你們兩位趴到地上 Ok, I Need You Two To Get On The Ground
把雙手放在腦後 With Your Hands Behind Your Heads.
好的 好的 Ok, Ok, Ok.
沒事 沒事 沒事 沒事 沒事
小琳 發生什麼事了
她是個乖乖女
警察先生 她是個乖乖女
這位先生 請你聽從指令 Sir, Please Comply
不管你想做什麼 都請住手 Ok, Whatever You're Thinking About Doing, Don't Do It.
這位先生 Sir?
我來擺平 It's Ok.
行了 先生 住手吧 Ok, Sir. That's Enough.
臥了個槽 Holy Shit.
我們回家啦
天吶 克萊格 該死 Oh, No, Craig! Fuck.
起來吧 On Your Feet.
你是...這到底怎麼回事 Who...What Is Happening?
我們還要離婚嗎
我不是那個打算和你離婚的韋蒙德 I'm Not The Waymond Who Wants To Divorce You.
我是救你命的韋蒙德 I'm The Waymond Who Is Saving Your Life.
現在呢 你要麼跟著我走 Now, You Can Either Come With Me
順便實現一下自我價值 And Live Up To Your Ultimate Potential
要麼就躺在這兒 等人找你算賬 Or Lie Here And Live With The Consequences.
那我還是躺這兒吧 I Want To Lie Here.
你放開我 把我放下 放下 No, No! Put Me Down! No, No!
4655號席塔宇宙的居民 Citizens Of The 4,655th Thetaverse,
你們即將有幸覲見 You Are About To Be Graced
我們偉大的領導者 By The Presence Of Our Sovereign Leader,
丘布·圖巴姬 Jobu Tupaki.
讓我來告訴你們 Now Let Me Assure You Of One Thing.
這就和你們那可悲的人生一樣 Just Like The Rest Of Your Miserable Lives,
僅僅只是 This Is Nothing More
一種統計必然性 Than A Statistical Inevitability.
一隻 Duck.
兩隻 Duck.
丘布·圖巴姬 Jobu Tupaki
她洞察一切 知曉一切 Has Seen All And Knows All.
她知道你們做過什麼 She Knows What Makes You Tick,
也知道你們用處幾何 On What Fragile Branches Your Self-Worth Rests.
而這個人 This One.
等等 Hang On.
先別死啊 大姐 Don't Die Yet, Alright, Buddy?
不是她 It's Not Her.
警方目前正在徵集線索 ...Police Are Looking For All Information.
調查還在進展中 This Is A Developing Story.
-目前我們掌握了... -他們隨時都會來 - What We Do Know... - They Might Be Close.
我們有未經指證的嫌疑人照片 We Do Have Unconfirmed Photos Of The Suspects.
一位身份不明的男子 An Unidentified Man
在西米谷地區稅務局的 Went Berserk At The Regional Office
辦公室突然狂性大發 For The Internal Revenue Service In Simi Valley This Morning.
西米谷稅務局發生襲擊
警方目前沒有透露更多消息 Police Aren't Releasing Any Information.
-你爸爸媽媽不是在那兒呢 -調查還在進展中 - Is That Where Your Parents Are? - This Is A Developing Story.
-但我們有未經證實的... -你還好嗎 - But We Do Have Unconfirmed... - Are You Ok?
嫌疑人的照片 ...Photos Of The Suspects.
-如果你能認出他們... -喂 - If You Recognise Them... - Hey!
-你沒事吧 -請指證他們 - Are You Ok? - ...Help Identify Them.
喬伊 Joy?
突發新聞 西米谷稅務局發生襲擊 警方已疏散工作人員 嫌疑人有武器 十分危險
如果你認識他們 If You Recognise These Two,
稅務局襲擊嫌疑人 警方徵集嫌疑人相關線索
警方目前正在徵集關於襲擊者的信息 Police Are Seeking Help Identifying The Assailants.
我丈夫連蜘蛛都不敢踩死 My Husband Won't Even Kill A Spider.
你們倆怎麼可能是一個人 How Can You Be The Same Person?
你簡直不清楚人生中無數微小的決定 You Underestimate How The Smallest Decisions
能產生多大的影響 Can Compound Into Significant Differences Over A Lifetime.
你每做的一次決定 Every Tiny Decision Creates
就會產生一個分支宇宙再一個決定... Another Branching Universe, Another...
你之前都沒好好聽我解釋嗎 Were You Not Paying Attention Before?
當然啊 是你解釋得不清楚 Of Course. You're Just Very Bad At Explaining...
噓 Shh!
別擠我 Don't Push Me!
天啊 我們得回去 Oh, My God! We Have To Go Back.
我爸爸還在那兒呢 We Forgot My Father!
別擔心 我們監控著呢 他很安全 Don't Worry. We're Monitoring Him. He's Safe.
-我不信 你確定嗎 -很確定 - I Don't Know. Are You Sure? - Yes.
快看 快來 Hey, Look, Come On!
看 這是你所在的宇宙 Look, This Is Your Universe,
伊芙琳
狀態：穩定
無數宇宙中的一個 One Bubble Floating In The Cosmic Foam Of Existence.
每個宇宙都有細微的不同 Every Surrounding Bubble Has Slight Variations.
並且距離你所在的宇宙越遠的宇宙 But The Further Away You Get From Your Universe,
差別也就越大 The Bigger The Differences.
我從這個宇宙來的 這是阿爾法宇宙 This Is Where I Am From, The Alphaverse.
是第一個和其他宇宙建立聯繫的宇宙 The First Universe To Make Contact With The Others.
你也可以管我叫阿爾法韋蒙德 You Can Call Me Alpha Waymond.
百吉餅萬歲
在那個世界裏 Ln This World,
你是位很傑出的女性 You Were A Brilliant Woman.
你致力於證明 Ln Your Search To Prove
多重宇宙的存在 The Existence Of Other Universes,
並且在這過程中發現了 You Discovered A Way To Temporarily Link
與其他宇宙中的自己進行意識連結的方法 Your Consciousness To Another Version Of Yourself,
你可以獲取她們的記憶 Accessing All Of Their Memories,
獲得她們的能力 甚至感知她們的情緒 Their Skills, Even Their Emotions.
就好像你用小腰包打架一樣 Like You With The Fanny Pack?
沒錯 那就是宇宙穿梭 Exactly. It's Called Verse Jumping.
宇宙穿梭 "Verse Jumping."
現在 我需要你掌握這個技能 I Need You To Learn How To Do It Right Now.
現在嗎 Right Now?!
我們能不能活著逃出去 全指望你了 It May Be Our Only Chance Of Getting Out Of Here Alive.
有兩個保安過來了 Two Guards Coming This Way.
聽我信號 嘗試混入 On My Signal, Try To Blend In.
神經病
怎麼不讓你的伊芙琳來幹這事 Why Don't You Get Your Evelyn To Do This?
我的伊芙琳已經死了 My Evelyn Is Dead.
走 我的天吶 Go! Oh, My God!
我的天吶 什麼情況 Oh, My God, What Is Going On?
救救我們 幫幫我們 Help Us! Help Us!
我是怎麼死的 How Did I Die?
我見過你在上千個宇宙中的 I've Seen You Die A Thousand Ways,
上千種死法 In A Thousand Worlds.
每一次 你都是被謀殺的 Ln Every Single One, You Were Murdered.
你說什麼 怎麼會有人想殺我 What? Why Would Anybody Want To Kill Me?
她是一個擁有無限力量的全能存在 She's An Omniversal Being With Unimaginable Power,
能駕馭純粹混亂的人 An Agent Of Pure Chaos,
沒有任何實質的動機和追求 With No Real Motives Or Desires.
-丘布·圖巴姬 -我根本聽不懂你在說什麼 - Jobu Tupaki. - You're Just Making Up Sounds.
噓 Shh!
我們得換一個出口 We Need Another Exit.
那就讓她去毀了別的宇宙吧 So Let Her Destroy The Other Bubbles.
你也說過有很多宇宙啊 You Said There Are So Many Of Them.
就算少掉一些也沒什麼關係吧 Maybe It's Ok If We Lose Some,
只要別牽扯上我就行 But Just Leave Me Out Of It.
這事沒那麼簡單 It's Not So Simple.
她一直在造什麼東西 She's Been Building Something.
我們本以為是什麼黑洞 We Thought It Was Some Sort Of Black Hole.
但那東西吸收的不僅僅是光和物質 But It Appears To Consume More Than Just Light And Matter.
我們還不知道那具體是什麼 We Don't Know Exactly What It Is.
也不知道有什麼用處 We Don't Know What It's For.
但我們都可以 But We Can All
感覺到 Feel It.
你也有感覺的 對不對 You've Been Feeling It Too, Haven't You?
事情不對勁 Something Is Off.
衣服總是沒有前一天穿起來那麼舒服 Your Clothes Never Wear As Well The Next Day.
頭髮垂下的樣子也不一樣了 Your Hair Never Falls In Quite The Same Way.
就連你的咖啡口味也... Even Your Coffee Tastes...
...不對了 ...Wrong.
我們的制度正在分崩離析 Our Institutions Are Crumbling.
沒有人再相信自己的鄰居 Nobody Trusts Their Neighbour Anymore.
你會在深夜捫心自問... And You Stay Up At Night Wondering To Yourself...
我們要怎麼變回去呢 How Can We Get Back?
這就是阿爾法宇宙的任務 This Is The Alphaverse's Mission
把我們變回原來的樣子 To Take Us Back To How It's Supposed To Be.
但首先我們要找到救世主 But That Begins With Finding The One
可以阻止伴隨丘布而來的混沌邪惡 Who Can Stand Up To Jobu's Perverse Shroud Of Chaos.
你認為那個人是我嗎 And You Think It's Me?
不然我們為什麼冒這麼大風險 Why Else Would We Risk Everything
就為了救你出來 To Get You Out Of Here?
噢 終於等到你了 Oh, There You Are.
噢 迪爾德麗女士 Oh, Miss Deirdre!
很抱歉我打了你一拳 但... I'm Sorry I Punched You, But...
看 Look.
但我終於明白為什麼... I Think I Finally Understand Why...
聯邦調查局防爆部隊 炸彈數據中心
她在幹什麼 What Is She Doing?
她在穿梭宇宙 快跑 Verse Jumping. Run!
-快跑 -噢 - Come On. - Oh!
快快快 Go! Go! Go!
她穿梭到了某個宇宙 是蠻力攻擊技能 She Jumped Somewhere. Brute Force.
相撲運動員 The Sumo Wrestler?
-還是健美運動員 -無所謂 - Body Builder? - Doesn't Matter.
找個敏捷的我來對抗 Counter With Someone Agile.
在你的周圍有霹靂舞演員 啞劇演員 On Your Perimeter, We've Got A Break Dancer, Mime...
可用穿梭 霹靂舞者 拾荒者 牙醫 啞劇演員 助理律師
可用穿梭 視覺藝術家 標本製作人 體操運動員 數學老師
-體操運動員 -我要體操運動員 - A Gymnast. - Give Me Gymnast!
-沖 -計算路徑中 - Go! - Calculating Route.
好的 需要用紙割手四下 Ok, Some Paper Cuts, Four Of Them.
每根手指之間都割一道 One Between Each Finger.
手指都是無意間才會被紙割傷的 Paper Cuts Only Happen When You Aren't Trying.
要想故意做到根本不可能 It's Impossible.
成功率大概是8千分之1 Probability 1 In 8,000.
這是目前最強大的穿梭目標了 It's The Strongest Jumping Pad We Have.
-你在做什麼呢 -快點趕緊的 - What Are You Doing? - Come On, Come On.
成功了一道 There We Go, One.
-兩道了 -噢 - There's Two. - Ooh.
-呃啊 -三道了 - Ugh! - Three.
可以可以 再一刀繼續 Alright, Come On, Come On, Come On. Stick With Me.
拜託 Come On.
四道 成功了 Four! There It Is.
很好 就現在 快穿梭 Ok, Come On, Jump!
那是不是專業摔跤動作 Is That Pro Wrestling?
她要用背部粉碎技 She's Going For A Backbreaker!
-她得趕緊跑 -不 - She's Gotta Run. - No.
她可以穿梭到一個會打架的宇宙 She Can Jump, Somewhere She Can Fight.
她還沒有準備好 She's Not Ready.
大多數人無法承受這麼大跳躍的穿梭 A Jump Like That Would Fry Most People.
她不是大多數人 She's Not Most People.
操 這身體是真的脆弱 Damn, What A Weak Body.
-喂 -伊芙琳 - Hello? - Evelyn!
你能聽到我嗎 Can You Hear Me?
你現在必須進行宇宙穿梭 You're Going To Have To Verse Jump.
宇宙穿梭 Verse Jump?
還在嗎 Hello?
專注於一個你精通武術的宇宙 Concentrate On A Universe In Which You Studied Martial Arts.
好了 我正在定位 Ok, I'm Locking In.
伊芙琳
功夫宇宙
穿梭平台
計算完成
小概率行為
對迪爾德麗表達愛意
計算已完成 Calculations Complete.
「表達你的愛意」 "Profess Your Love."
你現在要對迪爾德麗告白 You're Gonna Have To Profess Your Love To Deirdre.
-不可能 -這是你的穿梭平台 - No Way. - It's Your Jumping Pad.
就像吃唇膏或者換鞋子一樣 It's Like Eating The Chapstick Or Switching Shoes.
我們搭建了專門算法 利用概率極小的行為 We Developed An Algorithm That Calculates Which Statistically Improbable Action
伊芙琳
將你放置到本星系群的邊緣宇宙 Will Place You In A Universe On The Edge Of Your Local Cluster,
穿梭平台
隨後再像彈弓一樣將你發射到目標宇宙 Which Then Sling Shots You To The Desired Universe.
功夫宇宙
一句話也沒聽懂 That Doesn't Make Any Sense!
聽不懂就對了 Exactly.
越讓人搞不懂就越好 The Less Sense It Makes, The Better.
隨機路徑算法充斥了各種隨機行為 The Stochastic Path Algorithm Is Fuelled By Random Actions.
告訴她你愛她 真誠點 Tell Her You Love Her And Mean It.
還有沒有別的穿梭平台 Are There Any Other Jumping Pads?
剩下的路徑還有自斷胳膊和睡一小覺 The Next Best Paths Are Break Your Own Arm Or Take A Nap.
你現在應該不困吧 You're Not Sleepy, Are You?
我愛你 I Love You.
穿梭平台搭建失敗 Jumping Pad Failure.
被拒
伊芙琳 等會 不要 Evelyn, Wait! No!
不 No.
她在自己宇宙的一個分岔情境裏 She's In A Local Divergent Universe.
不不不 No, No, No.
國稅局查稅
揍審計員
伊芙琳的人生追蹤器
離開國稅局
她回家... She's Gone Home...
回家
...去完成報稅了 ...To Finish The Taxes.
我沒有要傷害你
教會的拜倫告訴我 他和太太的感情一直都不好
直到他們開始談離婚了 感情反而變好了
解除婚姻關係申請書 伊芙琳·王 韋蒙德·王
這沒有道理啊 This Doesn't Make Any Sense.
你想啊 Think About It.
除了有急事 我每次找你
...你總是被別的事情拖走 ...You Always Get Pulled Away.
韋蒙德 Waymond!
我很抱歉 伊芙琳 I'm Sorry, Evelyn.
-怎麼了 -我得走了 - Huh? - I Need To Go.
什麼 What?
我得找到正確的伊芙琳 I Need To Find The Right Evelyn.
而你這個 And This One,
不是我要找的 It's Not The One.
不 不 等一下 再讓我試試 No! No. Wait, Let Me Try Again!
阿爾法韋蒙德 Alpha Waymond?
伊芙琳 Evelyn?!
發生什麼事啦
你幫我推這個
啊 我的頭怎麼了 Ah! What's Happened To My Hand?
好重啊這個
走 她來了 走
快走 快走 Go, Go, Go, Go!
伊芙琳 你的臉 Evelyn, Your Face.
你拋下了我 You Just Left Me.
你自己走了 You Just Left Me!
你是說離婚的事嗎
我好希望新年有一個新的開始
但是...
也許你是對的
如果我們沒有結婚的話
也許我們會更幸福
我從來沒說過啊
你根本不用說
你的眼神已經告訴我了
韋蒙德... Waymond...
迪爾德麗女士 Miss Deirdre?
-我愛你 -什麼 - I Love You! - What?
走開
我愛你 I Love You!
不 不 No, No!
我愛你 I Love You!
我愛... I Love...
跟我走吧
這樣一定會好的
我們可以自力更生 走自己的路
好不好
伊芙琳 Evelyn!
離家出走
留在家中
功夫不只是打
餅乾 也可以是功夫
卡 卡 卡 卡 Cut, Cut, Cut, Cut!
雖然我們已經不是當初的自己
我為你而榮
今天來到這裏很高興 Oh, I'm So Happy To Be Here Today.
-伊芙琳 -伊芙琳 - Evelyn! - Evelyn!
伊芙琳 Evelyn!
你這是...怎麼 Why Did You...How?
你在哭嗎
我看到我的生活...如果沒有你 是多麼的美好
太美好了 It Was Beautiful.
當年我應該聽我爸說的話 不要跟你走
韋蒙德 Waymond.
我們該走了 We Better Keep Moving.
現在你絕對吸引了丘布的注意力 走吧 Now You've Definitely Got Jobu's Attention. Come On.
冷靜 Stay Calm.
你的大腦現在承載了巨大的壓力 Your Brain Is Under An Incredible Amount Of Stress.
不 先讓我和我老公說完話 No, Let Me Finish Talking With My Husband.
他必須得知道 沒有他我的人生過得有多好 He Needs To Know How Good My Life Could Have Been.
-伊芙琳 伊芙琳 -伊芙琳 - Evelyn! Evelyn! - Evelyn!
-嗷 -你還在這裏嗎 - Ow! - Are You With Me?
我還以為我已經回來了 I Thought I Was Disconnected.
警告：不穩定
我怎麼還在那裏 Why Was I Still There?
你的大腦現在就像裝滿水的陶罐 Your Mind, It's Like A Clay Pot Holding Water.
每跳一次就多一條裂縫 Every Jump Opens Another Crack,
會讓水漏出去 Causing Things To Leak Through.
加以訓練 你可以重新彌補上這些裂縫 With Training, You Will Learn To Reseal These Cracks.
吃點東西 你需要能量 Eat. You Need Energy.
奶油乾酪 Cream Cheese.
在我的宇宙裏 牛都滅絕了 Ln My Universe, The Cattle Were Killed Off.
是我們為了對抗丘布的眾多犧牲之一 One Of The Many Things We've Lost In Our War Against Jobu.
我的天 Oh, My God.
如果... What If...
...如果我想回去呢 ...What If I Want To Go Back?
如果我想回到別的宇宙呢 What If I Want To Go Back To The Other Universe?
斷開連接 斷開 你聽見沒有 Shut It Down! Shut It Down, You Hear Me!
-快回來 -好 好 好 - Come Back! - Ok! Ok! Ok!
我...我回來了 I...I'm Back!
聽著 你只能用其他宇宙來獲取特殊技能 Listen, You're Only Using The Other Worlds To Acquire Special Skills.
你明白嗎 Do You Understand?
如果你沉迷於這種誘惑之中 If You Fall For Their Temptations,
你就會引發矛盾和混亂 You Invite Contradiction, Chaos.
你的腦子就會崩潰 你就會死 或者更糟 The Clay Pot Could Shatter And You Could Die, Or Far Worse.
還有什麼能比死更糟 What Can Be Worse Than Death?
在援軍趕來之前 我們應該繼續跑路 We Should Keep Moving Until Reinforcements Come.
不 不 不 No, No, No!
別扯那些陶罐 奶酪 沒有牛的鬼話 Enough Of Your Clay Pots, Cream Cheese, No Cows.
現在全部都解釋給我聽 Explain It All To Me Now.
你是對的 You're Right.
在阿爾法宇宙中 Ln The Alphaverse,
我們開始訓練年輕人進行宇宙穿梭 We Began Training Many Young Minds To Verse Jump.
但其中一位天賦異稟 遠超他人 But There Was One Who Was Far And Above The Most Gifted.
我們的小探險家 Our Little Explorer.
你看到了她的潛能 You Saw Her Potential...
所以你才不斷鞭策她 ...So You Pushed Her
突破她的極限 Beyond Her Limit.
警告 不穩定 Warning. Unstable.
過載的大腦通常會直接死亡 Though The Overloaded Mind Usually Dies,
但她的大腦只是受損 Instead Her Mind Was Fractured.
警告 不穩定 Warning. Unstable.
思維連接中斷 Mind Fracturing.
現在她的大腦在同一個時刻 Now Her Mind Experiences Every World,
經歷著每個世界 Every Possibility,
經歷著所有的可能性 At The Same Exact Time,
擁有對這個多元宇宙的 Commanding The Infinite Knowledge
無窮知識和無上力量 And Power Of The Multiverse.
現在她經歷得太多 Now She's Seen Too Much,
沒有了道德感 Lost Any Sense Of Morality,
也沒有了對客觀真理的信仰 Any Belief In Objective Truth.
她想要幹什麼 What Does She Want?
沒人知道 No-One Knows.
我們只知道 All We Know
她在尋找你 Is She's Looking For You.
嘿 你之前說我不是你要找的人 Hey, You Said I Was The Wrong One.
你剛才做的事情 改變了我的想法 What You Did Back There, It Changed My Mind.
你太棒了 You Were Incredible.
韋蒙德 Waymond.
-你怎麼會 -你
好 你先說
這聽起來挺無聊的
我在廣告牌上看到你
我還在想你會不會記得我
當然記得 Of Course.
你不是去了美國嗎
你不是很窮的嗎
還好 我還挺幸運的
集中精力 不能再分神了
伊芙琳 回來 Evelyn! Come Back!
伊芙琳 跳轉到另外一個戰鬥宇宙 Evelyn! Jump To Another Combat Universe!
-什麼 -快尿尿 - Huh? - Try Peeing Yourself!
-尿尿 -這是個絕佳的跳轉方法 - Pee? - It's Always A Good Jumping Pad!
快點 快醒醒 快醒醒 Come On, Wake Up! Wake Up!
你對我做了什麼 What Did You Do To Me?
你是把什麼東西訂在我額頭上了嗎 Did You Staple Something To My Forehead?
沒有 我什麼也沒幹 是你自己幹的 No! I Didn't Do Anything. You Did It Yourself!
我們有叫人支援嗎 Did We Call For Backup?
我可沒有對我自己做這種事 I Did Not Do It To Myself!
-你叫人來了嗎 -這上面有血 - Did You Call? - It Has Blood On It!
我們已經拘留了襲擊者 不必來支援了 We've Detained The Assailants. No Backup Was Requested.
你們白跑一趟了 收到了嗎 You Guys Are Wasting A Trip Up. Copy?
不 她發現我們了 Oh, No! She Found Us.
我說 你收到了沒 I Said, Do You Copy?
清場 Clear Them.
喬伊 Joy?
你怎麼打扮得這麼奇怪 Why Do You Look So Stupid?
女士 Ma'am.
你和你的豬不能進來 You And...Your Pig Can't Be Here.
是因為豬 我才不能在這裏嗎 Is It That I Can't Be Here...
還是我本來就不能... ..Or That I'm Not Allowed...
-哈 -...在這裏 - Huh! - ...To Be Here?
嘿 Hey!
嘿 禮貌點啊
好吧 Ok.
我可以待在這裏對吧 See, I Can Physically Be Here.
但是你的意思是 But What You Meant To Say
你不允許我在這裏 Is You're Not Allowing Me To Be Here.
把手放在你的背後 快 Hands Behind Your Back. Come On.
不要
韋蒙德 Waymond!
你是想讓我從你身上走過去嗎 You're Going To Make Me Walk Through You?
好吧 還真可愛呢 那我也不能放了你 Yeah, Cute. I Can't Let You Do That Either.
好吧 又給我說「不能」 Yeah, Again With The 'Can't'!
好吧 我覺得你沒明白 See, I Don't Think You Understand
這個詞的含義啊 The Meaning Of That Word.
-我這不就從你身上走過來了 -有警官死亡 - See, I Can Walk Through You. - Officer Down!
-不 別開槍 -把手放在你的頭上 - No, No! Don't Shoot. - Hands On Your Head.
像這樣嗎 Like This?
-韋蒙德 快醒醒 快醒醒 -爸爸 - Waymond. Wake Up! Wake Up! - Daddy!
不 Oh, No!
我去 Oh, Shit.
-不 -不 - No! - Oh, No!
別擔心 伊芙琳 Don't Worry, Evelyn.
-不 不 我的天吶 -這... - No, No! Oh, God! - It's...
不錯 確實是有機的 Mmm! Organic.
我的天吶 Oh, My God.
你... You...
你是丘丘·圖伯提 You're Juju Toobootie.
那韋蒙德說的「邪惡力量」 The "Great Evil" Waymond Was Talking About Is
就是我的喬伊 ...In My Joy?
別再跟她說話了 Don't Engage.
和她說不通的 She Can't Be Reasoned With.
哦 Oh...
是你 It's You.
就是因為你 You're The Reason My Daughter
我的女兒才不再打電話回家 Doesn't Call Anymore,
因為你她才從大學輟學 Why She Dropped Out Of College
還紋了紋身 And Gets Tattoos.
就是因為你... You...
她才覺得自己是個同性戀 ..Are Why She Thinks She Is Gay.
啊 Ah!
對不起 I'm So Sorry.
你還在糾結 在這個世界 You're Still Hung Up On The Fact
我喜歡的是女孩嗎 That I Like Girls In This World?
宇宙... The Universe...
比你想像的還要大 ..Is So Much Bigger Than You Realise.
什麼 Huh?
來吧 Ok!
不 不 不 不 不 No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No!
住手 Stop!
-哈 -別逼我打你 - Huh! - Don't Make Me Fight You.
我很厲害的 I Am Really Good.
我不相信你 I Don't Believe You.
好吧 好吧 Ok, Ok.
很好 Nice.
你尿褲子了 You Peed Yourself.
不 伊芙琳 你的手銬開了 No, Evelyn, You're Not Locked In!
她要跳轉去哪裏 Where Did She Jump?
她不在地圖上了 Um, She's Off The Damn Map.
♪拍拍你的手♪ ♪ Flap Your Hands ♪
她出現在一個 She Appears To Be In A Universe
所有人的沒有手指 Where Everyone Has...
都是熱狗的宇宙 ..Hot Dogs Instead Of Fingers.
我就覺得 不管我看了多少遍 I Mean, It Just Doesn't Matter
我還是會很感動 How Many Times I See It, I'm So Moved.
離我遠點 Oh, You Stop It!
這是人類身體構造中的 An Evolutionary Branch
一個進化分支 In The Anatomy Of The Human Race?
公元一千年前
像這樣跳轉一次 A Jump Like That
大多數人都會承受不了 Would've Fried Most People.
我說過的... Like I Said...
...她不是大多數人 ..She's Not Most People.
別...你幹嘛這麼對我 Don't... Why Are You Treating Me Like This?
上一分鐘那麼熱情 One Minute, You're So Warm
下一分鐘 你又變得這麼冰冷可怕 Then One Minute, You're Cold And Awful.
我天吶 This Is Crazy!
你開始上道了 You're Starting To Get It.
你要去哪裏 Where Are You Gonna Go?
你知道嗎 我已經見過所有宇宙的伊芙琳了 You Know, Of All The Evelyns I've Seen...
顯然 你是最有意思的一個 ..You're Definitely One Of The More Interesting Ones.
你想要對我幹什麼 What Do You Want From Me?
你看 Here.
讓人我來幫你開啟你的大腦 如何 Let Me Help You Open Up Your Mind, Huh?
-哦 -這樣 - Oh! - Here.
打開 Open Up.
沒事的 It's Ok.
沒事 It's Ok.
看一眼 Take A Peek.
我靠 Oh, Shit.
這是什麼 What Is That?
有一天我很無聊 I Got Bored One Day
我就把所有東西都放在一個百吉餅上 And I Put Everything On A Bagel.
Everything Bagel也指把所有芝麻、罌粟籽、洋蔥、大蒜、椒鹽等配料全都放上的百吉餅
所有東西 Everything.
我的希望和夢想 我過去的成績單 All My Hopes And Dreams, My Old Report Cards,
所有品種的狗 Every Breed Of Dog,
克雷格網站上所有的個人廣告 Every Last Personal Ad On Craigslist.
Craigslist是一個網上大型免費分類廣告網站
芝麻 Sesame.
罌粟籽 Poppy Seed.
鹽 Salt.
後來這百吉餅自己就坍塌了 And It Collapsed In On Itself.
因為 如果你真的把所有的東西 'Cause, You See, When You Really Put
都放在一個百吉餅上 Everything On A Bagel,
它就會崩塌 It Becomes This.
快點 快跑 伊芙琳 Come On. Run, Evelyn.
真相 The Truth.
真相是什麼 What Is The Truth?
沒什麼 Nothing...
是重要的 ..Matters.
不 喬伊 No, Joy.
你不會相信這是真的 You Don't Believe That.
你覺得好點了 對吧 Feels Nice, Doesn't It?
如果沒什麼是重要的 If Nothing Matters...
那麼你就不會 ..Then All The Pain And Guilt You Feel
因為一事無成 For Making Nothing Of Your Life...
而感受到痛苦和羞愧 ..It Goes Away.
一切 Sucked
都被吸進 Into
一個百吉餅 A Bagel.
不 No!
阿爸 Ah Ba?
我不是你的爸爸 I'm Not Your Father.
反正不是你認識的爸爸 At Least Not The One You Know.
我是阿爾法公公 L Am Alpha Gong Gong.
-哈 -不會連你也這樣吧 - Huh! - Not You Too!
先生 你在這裏幹什麼 Sir, What Are You Doing Here?
我們要走了 跟上我 We Need To Go. Just Follow Me.
長官 一切都在我的掌握之中 Sir, I Have This Under Control.
我再重申一次 就因為你不聽我的話 Again, You Deliberately Disobey Me
導致另一個人也要被連累了 And Cause Another Mind To Be Compromised.
你現在知道我們必須要做什麼了 And Now You Know What We Must Do.
不 不要 No! Please.
她不像我們之前找的人 She's Unlike Anything We've Seen.
她可以阻止丘布·圖巴姬 She Could Finally Stop Jobu Tupaki.
你的意思是 那個惡魔就在我女兒的體內 You Mean The Monster That Is Inside My Daughter?
那你為什麼不早點告訴我 Well, Why Didn't You Tell Me About It Earlier?
你們阿爾法人還有什麼瞞著我的 What Else Are You Alpha People Not Telling Me?
你看到她把那個男人弄死了嗎 Did You See Her Dance That Man To Death?
我不可能是你要找的那個伊芙琳 There Is No Way I Am The Evelyn You Are Looking For.
不 我看得很清楚 No, I See It So Clearly.
你看到什麼了 See What?
我什麼也不擅長 I'm No Good At Anything.
確實 Exactly.
我見過上千個伊芙琳 I've Seen Thousands Of Evelyns,
但從沒見過像你這樣的 But Never An Evelyn Like You.
你還有很多目標沒有完成 You Have So Many Goals You Never Finished,
很多夢想沒有實現 Dreams You Never Followed.
你現在的情況糟透了 You're Living Your Worst You.
才沒有糟透呢 那個熱狗宇宙的才糟糕 I Cannot Be The Worst. What About That Hot Dog One?
不 你還不懂嗎 No. Can't You See?
在這個宇宙的每一次失敗都會轉化為 Every Failure Here Branched Off Into A Success
其他宇宙伊芙琳的成功 For Another Evelyn In Another Life.
大多數人中只有幾個的人生軌跡 Most People Only Have A Few Significant
如此接近於其他宇宙的自己 Alternate Life Paths So Close To Them.
但你 這個你 But You, Here,
你無所不能 是因為 You're Capable Of Anything
你什麼都做不好 Because You're So Bad At Everything.
她現在的思想已經屈服於 What Good Is All That Power When Her Mind
混沌之中又有什麼用呢 Is Already Succumbing To That Chaos, Huh?
有人嗎 Hello?
有人在嗎 媽媽 爸爸 發生什麼了 Hello? Mom, Dad? What's Going On?
不 不要出聲 No. Do Not Answer Her.
這不過是她的一個小花招 It's One Of Her Tricks.
先生 我們的讀數顯示她不是丘布·圖巴姬 Sir, Our Readings Indicate It's Not Jobu Tupaki.
但如果她不在這... But If She's Not Here...
噢 糟了 Oh, Shit!
不管了 跑 快跑 Do Not Engage! Run! Run!
看好她倆 我去解決丘布 Watch These Two Here While I Deal With Jobu.
我可不會拿阿爾法宇宙的安全而冒這個險 I'm Not Risking The Safety Of The Alphaverse For This.
盡你所能 帶我們離喬伊越遠越好 Get Us As Far Away From Joy As You Can.
-為什麼 -我馬上回來我保證 - Why? - I'll Be Back. I Promise.
不 不 不 等等 你為什麼不... No, No, No, Wait. Why Don't You...
哈 Huh?
-有人嗎 -喬伊 - Hello? - Joy?
-不 不 那不是... -喬伊也在這裏 - No, No...That's Not... - Joy's Here!
-不 不 那不是喬伊 -開門啊 - No, No, No, That's Not Joy. - Hello?
-是喬伊嗎 我來了 -讓我進去 - Joy? Joy, I'm Coming. - Let Me In.
好 等一下 這東西很重 Ok, Be Patient! This Is Heavy.
-喬伊 你怎麼在這 -我他媽也不知道 - Joy, Why Are You Here? - I Have No Fucking Clue!
-嘿 別說髒話 -到底怎麼回事 - Hey, Gentle Language! - Just What Is Going On?
我相信這都能解釋的... I'm Sure There's A Very Good Explanation For All Of This...
伊芙琳 你在幹什麼
搞什麼鬼 媽媽 What The Fuck. Mom?!
這個是為了我們的安全
你他媽在幹什麼 What The Fuck Are You Doing?
我們的女兒的腦子已經被丘布·圖巴姬綁架了
阿爾法你和阿爾法公公要我跟她打
但是...她太強大了 But...She's Too Powerful.
你在說什麼啊
我們是都中風了嗎 Are We All Having A Stroke?
你不記得了 因為你們的身體也被另一個宇宙的自己控制了
你們就像牽線木偶 知道嗎 木偶 You Are Like Puppets. You Know? Puppets?
你們可以做自己通常不能做的事 You Can Do Things You Normally Cannot Do.
就像那部電影 It's Like That Movie.
呃 你...你知道嗎...就那電影... Um, You...You... That Movie...
你到底在說什麼啊 Ok, What Are You Talking About?
-什麼電影 -「料理浣熊」 - A Movie? - 'Raccaccoonie'!
-什麼 -哈 - What? - Huh?
「料理浣熊」啊 你們不知道嗎 'Raccaccoonie', You Know?
電影裏有個廚師... The One With The Chef...
他做的食物很難吃 呸 And He Makes Bad Food. Phooey.
然後有只浣熊坐到了他頭上 And Then This Raccoon Sit On His Head,
喔 控制廚師做出了美味的食物 Ooh, Control Him, And Then He Cooks Good Food.
你是在說《料理鼠王》嗎 Do You Mean 'Ratatouille'?
《料理鼠王》我喜歡那電影 'Ratatouille'? I Like That Movie.
不 不 不 不 不 不 是「料理浣熊」啊 No. No, No, No, No, No. 'Raccaccoonie'!
那是浣熊啊 With The Raccoon.
-好吧 -浣熊 -Ok... -Raccoon?
你們兩個不要再笑啦 Everybody, Stop Making Up Sounds!
所以有一個浣熊喬伊 還有一個浣熊我 So There's A Raccoon Joy, And There's A Raccoon Me?
在控制著我們 And They Are Controlling Us?
對 來自其他宇宙的 Yeah, From The Other Universes.
-喔 好吧 -這太搞笑了 伊芙琳 - Oh. Ok. - That's Very Funny, Evelyn.
我知道這是有點荒謬 但這是真的 Ok, It Sounds A Little Bit Ridiculous, But It's True.
我對天發誓你... I Swear To God, You...
你是個猛男 You Are Macho Man.
-編得不錯 -我也覺得 - I Like That! - Oh, Yeah.
小琳
嘿 親愛的 別擔心 Hey, Honey, Don't Worry.
-爸爸幫你解開 -阿爸 - Daddy Will Get You Out Of This. - Ah Ba?
快 趁她現在不注意 Quickly, While She Is Distracted.
-不行 -這是唯一的機會 - No. - It's Only Protocol.
這樣她就又少了一個可以進入的宇宙 It Gives Her One Less Universe To Access.
天吶... God...
-你能... -噢 是貝基 - Can You... - Oh, It's Becky.
嗨 貝基 稍等 Hi, Becky. Hold On.
如果你連一個都下不去殺手 How Do You Expect To Defeat Her In Every Universe
你怎麼能在其他宇宙都打敗她 If You Can't Even Kill Her In One?
她可是你的孫女 She's Your Granddaughter.
你覺得我就忍心嗎 How Do You Think I Feel?
但要想贏得這場戰爭 But This Is A Sacrifice
就必須做出犧牲 That Is Necessary To Win The War.
好了 撕開來了 Ok, There We Go.
你必須得下手 You Must Do It.
去吧 Go.
快去 Go.
就是 我媽媽把我綁在了椅子上 Yeah, My Mom Taped Me To A Chair.
呃 因為有一個浣熊版的我 Uh, Because Of Raccoons.
-耐心一點 -說來話長 - Ok, Be Patient. - Yeah, It's A Long Story.
-爸爸就快解開... -說清楚得一天了 - Daddy's Trying To... - It's Been A Day.
媽媽 Mom?
好奇怪我聽不懂 I Don't Like This At All.
你幹什麼... What Are You...
..你要幹什麼 ..What Are You Doing?
嘿 我就快解開了 Hey! I Almost Had It.
噢 不早來 Oh, Come On!
你已經被她迷惑了 You Are Already Under Her Spell.
天吶 我的天吶 他拿著槍 Holy Shit! Holy Shit, He Has A Gun!
大家都冷靜一下 Everyone, Stay Calm!
我想是時候開家庭會議了 I Think It's Time For A Family Discussion!
沒事的 沒事的 It's Ok, It's Ok, It's Ok.
我不會讓你殺她的 I Won't Let You Kill Her.
你沒注意到你自己的變化嗎 Don't You See What Is Happening To Your Mind?
在我的宇宙 Ln My Universe,
你女兒整個人被你逼到崩潰 You Pushed Your Own Daughter Too Hard Until You Broke Her.
你... You...
...是你創造了丘布·圖巴姬 ...You Created Jobu Tupaki.
他英語什麼時候這麼好了 When Did He Get So Good At English?
爸爸不要開槍啊
我必須現在就阻止你 Now I Must Stop You.
否則 假以時日 Otherwise, It's Only A Matter Of Time
你也會變成她那樣 Before You Become Just Like Her.
會變成她那樣嗎 Just Like Her?
你他媽在幹什麼 What The Fuck Are You Doing?
伊芙琳 現在可不適合跳舞啊 Evelyn, I Don't Think Now Is A Good Time To Dance!
爸爸 Baba,
我知道你不會贊成我 I Know You Don't Agree With Me,
但我必須這麼做 But This Is Something I Have To Do.
-什麼鬼 -聽上去真奇怪 - What The... - That Sounds Weird.
不不不 No, No, No...
-好了 -等等 - Ok. - Wait!
你不知道你會穿梭到哪裏去 You Don't Know Where You'll Jump.
警告 狀態不穩定 Warning. Unstable.
如果我能像她一樣強大
也許我就能救下我的喬伊了
求你了 Please.
我不能再讓我愛的人被黑暗吞噬了 I Cannot Lose Another Loved One To The Darkness.
-警告 狀態不穩定 -別擔心 不會的 - Warning. Unstable. - Don't Worry. You Won't.
嘿 呃 把裏面打掃乾淨 Hey, Uh, Clean Up In There, Alright?
給你 噢 Here. Oh!
她穿梭到哪裏去了 Where Did She Jump?!
抱歉了 爸 Sorry, Ah Ba.
-哇哦 -好了 - Whoa! - Ok!
-快 我們走 趕緊走 -天吶 媽媽 - Come On, Come On, Come On! - Jesus, Mom!
-往那邊走 -噢 不 - That Way! Oh, No!
-噢 我的天吶 -快走 趕緊 - Oh, My God! - Come On, Come On!
-噢 -不 - Oh! - No!
警告 思維連接中斷 Warning, Mind Fracturing.
把那邊所有對應的穿梭者都派過去 Send Every Jumper With A Counterpart In The Area.
快 Now!
再說一遍 阿爾法宇宙是 Once Again, The Alphaverse Finds Itself
抵禦混亂的最後一道防線 As The Last Line Of Defence Against Total Chaos.
勇敢點 這個伊芙琳和其它宇宙的一樣固執 Be Brave. This Evelyn Is As Stubborn As The Others.
她讓我們別無選擇 She Has Given Us No Choice.
我們必須殺了她 We Must Kill Her
以免她變成另一個丘布·圖巴姬 Before She Becomes Another Jobu Tupaki.
-喬伊 -怎麼了 - Joy. - Oh, What?
喬伊…喬伊… Joy... Joy...
我明白你的感受 I Know You Have These Feelings,
你感到很悲傷 Feelings That Make You So Sad.
這感覺讓你…讓你想要放棄 That Makes You Just...Just Want To Give Up.
這不是你的錯 It's Not Your Fault.
不是你的錯 Not Your Fault.
我知道的 L Know.
是…是她 It's...It's Her.
丘丘·楚巴卡 Juju Chewbacca.
這裏伊芙琳錯把丘布的名字記成了《星戰》裏的楚巴卡
你的靈魂… She Has Your Soul...
在她的掌控中… ..In The Palm Of Her Hand.
你在說什麼啊 What Are You Talking About?
唯一能打敗她拯救你的辦法 The Only Way I Can Defeat Her To Save You...
就是我變成她那樣 ..Is To Become Like Her.
我還是有一點亂
伊芙琳 Evelyn!
你女兒已經沒救了 Your Daughter Is Beyond Saving.
而很快你也會落得這個下場 And Soon You Will Be Too.
你沒機會蹦噠了 Your Time Is Up.
準備好你們的穿梭平台 Find Your Jumping Pads.
親愛的 我不知道你怎麼了 不過...
媽媽 你還好嗎 Mom? Mom?
我覺得你做得有點太過火了 I Think You're Pushing Things Too Far.
還遠遠不夠呢 Or Not Far Enough.
噢 老天 我的天吶 Oh, My God! Oh, My God!
伊芙琳 Evelyn?
-噢 -天吶 - Ugh! - Oh, My God.
噢 Oh!
你在幹什麼 What Are You Doing?!
小心點 別跑這麼快啦
歌手
統計數據 伊芙琳 #D47362 下載技能
強大的自尊心 超強的想像力 不畏懼舞台 自豪的父親 聽力增強 能動性增強 肺活量增加
♪好酒得當這風來月♪
♪我倆歲憂 長相...♪
特價 雙倍牛肉只要11.99美元
我的天吶 Holy... Shit.
他死了嗎 Is He Dead?
看 沒有 走吧 See, Not Dead. Go!
-這絕對不是… -別廢話了快走 - That's Definitely Not... - Hurry Up, Please. Go Quick!
快走 Ok, Come On, Guys.
爸爸 快點 Dad, Go!
小寶貝想活動一下嗎 Does My Baby Want To Go For A Walk?
橘子汽水
不 No!
噢 強尼 Oh, Johnny! Oh!
橘子汽水 Orange Soda?
她在幹什麼 What Is She Doing?
我覺得她在做那種奇奇怪怪 I Think When She Does Something Weird
但能給她力量幫她戰鬥的事 It Helps Her Fight, It Gives Her Power.
對不起了 寶貝 Sorry, Baby.
再問她要一個 Ask Her For Another One.
不 強尼 No! Johnny!
煎雞蛋嗎 Fried Egg?
你這個賤人 You...Bitch.
走吧 Go!
噢 Oh...
伊芙琳 如果你再這樣 Evelyn, If You Don't Step Up,
我就讓查德來頂替你 I'm Giving Some Of Your Shifts To Chad.
好耶 Yeah!
-噢 我的天 -好厲害 - Oh, My God! - Oh, Good One!
我拍到了 I Got A Picture!
快跑 Go.
住手... Stop...
-這是怎麼了 -你住手 - Huh? What Happened? - You Stop!
感覺他們是不是沒有... I Think They Lost Their...
-快住手 -超能力了 - Stop It! - ...Powers?
長官 Sir?
我需要新的一個穿梭平台 L Am Gonna Need Another Jumping Pad.
收到 完畢 Received Information. Over.
詹姆斯·懷亞特 月度最佳審計員
我感覺她需要再做點怪怪的事 I Think She Needs To Do Something Weird Again.
他在幹什麼 What's He Doing?
救命 他想把那玩意插進菊花裏 Oh, My God. He's Trying To Stick It In His Butt.
不行 No!
-不不不 -住手 - No, No, No! - Ah...No!
伊芙琳 快坐穿梭飛機 Ah, Evelyn, Do Jumping Jacks!
這一點也不奇幻啊 That's Not Weird At All.
呃...抽他耳光 Um... Slap Him!
別別別 No, No, No, No!
媽媽 揍他鼻子上就是了 Mom, Just Blow On His Nose!
什麼 What?
能讓他忍不住 It'll Make Him Involuntarily
鬼哭狼嚎發出怪聲 Scream And Do Weird Noises.
相信她 伊芙琳 真的會很怪 Trust Her, Evelyn! It's Really Weird.
哇哦 你老媽真厲害 Wow, Mom Is Really Good.
對不起 Sorry.
思維負荷超載 Reaching Mental Capacity.
我去 Holy Shit!
不好意思了 伊芙琳 I'm Sorry, Evelyn.
-思維連接中斷 -我們同歸於盡吧 - Mind Fracturing. - We'll Die Together.
功夫不只是打鬥
小指也可以是功夫
小拇...啊 Pinky...Arggh!
-抓住她 我看見她了 -我們走 - Get Her. I See Her. - Let's Go!
伊芙琳 Evelyn!
伊芙琳 伊芙琳 Evelyn. Evelyn!
真的不知道該怎麼解釋 太難了
不用解釋 No Need To Explain.
我一直都在看著你 I Have Been Watching You.
你回來了 You're Back!
你看見我有多厲害了嗎 Did You See How Good I Am?
我能做到的 I'm Gonna Do It.
我要打敗丘布·圖巴姬 I Am Going To Defeat That Jobu Tupaki.
嘿 你把她名字念對了 Hey. You Got Her Name Right.
伊芙琳 你現在做的事瘋狂又莽撞 Evelyn, What You're Doing Is Crazy, Reckless.
試著想救你女兒的蠢計劃 Your Stupid Plan To Somehow Save Your Daughter
把多重宇宙裏每個人都惹毛了 Has Managed To Piss Off Everyone In The Multiverse.
但是說不定你的計劃會有用 But It Just Might Work.
我真希望我能陪著你 I Only Wish I Could Be There
看你結束這一切 To See You Finish This.
什麼意思 你不能看我了結這件事嗎 What Do You Mean, You Don't See Me Finish?
我很感激 I'm Grateful
能有這麼幸運的機會 That Chance Was Kind Enough
可以讓我和你共度最後的時光 To Let Us Have These Last Few Moments Together.
阿爾法韋蒙德 Alpha Waymond?
發生什麼事了 What Happened?
我又變成浣熊韋蒙德了嗎 Was I Raccoon Waymond Again?
浣熊韋蒙德已經死了 Raccoon Waymond Is Dead.
哇 好棒哦
那是浣熊喬伊嗎 Is That Raccoon Joy?
我說的對嗎 Am I Getting It?
好可愛啊
我能阻止你丘布... I Can To Stop You, Jobu...
現在我已經基本激發了自己的全部潛能 ...Now That I Am Reaching My Full Potential.
你還是不明白究竟發生了什麼 Oh, You Still Can't See What's Happening.
不 我很清楚 No, I See Clearly.
從來沒有這麼清楚過 More Clearly Than Ever Before.
天吶 伊芙琳 Oh, My God! Evelyn.
天吶 Oh, My God!
見鬼 差點就成功了 Damn It. So Close.
伊芙琳 伊芙琳 Evelyn? Evelyn?
求你救救她 Please Help Her.
我們會很快再見面的 I'll See You Again Soon.
♪有一個地方♪ ♪ Somewhere Out There ♪
♪浮華喧囂...♪ ♪ In All That Noise... ♪
別走 救救她 拜託 Don't Leave! Help Her, Please!
救命 救命 Help! Help!
主演
伊芙琳·全
結局好悲傷哦 但挺有趣的
她在哪 Where Is She?
我們的女兒在哪 Where's Our Daughter?
女兒
Daughter?
伊芙琳 你還好嗎
♪我們是一家♪ ♪ We're Family ♪
-♪烹飪一家♪ -♪烹飪一家♪ -♪ Culinarily ♪ -♪ Culinarily ♪
♪我們正在烹飪...♪ ♪ Now We're Cooking ♪
料理浣熊 Oh, Raccaccoonie.
♪在無人可見之處...♪ ♪ When Nobody's Lookin'... ♪
沒有你我真不知道該怎麼辦 I Don't Know What I'd Do Without You.
料理浣熊 Raccaccoonie?
沒錯 咱倆搭配 幹活不累 Yeah, We Make A Pretty Good Team.
-哦 不 -呃... - Oh, No! - Uh
你...你不能告訴別人 You...You Can't Tell Anyone.
她知道的太多了 She's Seen Too Much.
你懂我什麼意思 You Know What That Means.
-幹掉她 幹掉她 -不 不行 - Get Her! Get Her! - No, No, I'm Begging You.
-不 -幹掉她 幹掉她 - No, No! - Get Her! Get Her!
-別 我...不要 -拜託 - No, I...No. No! - Please.
-抓住她 -快跑 快跑 - Get Her! - Just Go! Just Go!
你想要幹什麼 What Do You Want?
干你 I Want You.
不 No!
住手 Stop That!
-噢 -別過來 - Oh! - Stay Back!
這不對 This Is Wrong!
-不該是這樣的 -什麼 這沒錯 - This Is Wrong! - What? It's Not Wrong!
我...來遲了 L...I'm Late.
你沒事吧 來坐坐坐
闖大禍了 我的腦子承載不住了...
我可以隨心想像出各種荒謬的東西 然後在另一個... I Can Think Of Whatever Nonsense I Want And Somewhere...
...在另外一個空間它真的存在
你想點開心的
你沒事吧
你又發呆了
我做到了 I Did It.
你說什麼 Huh?
真的嗎
太棒了
那你可以在派對開始前把文件送去
別忘了帶上這些小餅乾 Don't Forget These Cookies.
迪爾德麗女士真的很喜歡吃這個 Miss Deirdre Really Likes Them.
我下去了啊
無處不在
第二部分
不要破壞這個大驚喜
來來來 我需要你們幫忙
過來這邊 Come On.
嗨 王太太 Hi, Mrs Wang.
嘿 媽 關於今天早上... Hey, Mom. So, About This Morning...
-你別再耍花招了 -什麼 - Enough With Your Tricks. - What?
-我知道你就在裏面 -哇哦 - I Know You're In There. - Whoa.
-從我女兒身體裏出來 -行了 - Get Out Of My Daughter. - Ok!
媽 你是已經喝醉了嗎 Mom, Are You Already Drunk?
-嘿 貝基 -怎麼了 - Hey, Becky. - Mmm-Hmm?
你能去幫我爸準備派對嗎 Can You Go Help My Dad With The Party?
現在嗎 Now?
-是的 -快去 貝基 - Yeah. - Go, Becky.
去 快去 Go. Go.
謝啦 親愛的 Thanks, Babe.
你全都看到了 是不是 You See It All, Don't You?
如你所見 You Can See
所有東西... How Everything...
...都只是粒子在振動疊加狀態中的 ..Is Just A Random Rearrangement
隨機排列組合 Of Particles In A Vibrating Superposition.
我聽不懂你在說什麼 I Have No Idea What You Are Talking About.
但我可以這麼做 But I Can Do This.
什麼 Huh?
但 你看... But You See...
...我們所做的一切… ..How Everything We Do...
什麼 What?
...都會在別的宇宙中 ..Gets Washed Away In A Sea
消失得無影無蹤 Of Every Other Possibility?
你無處不在 You're Everywhere.
你跟我一樣 You're Like Me.
你說得對 That's Right.
我就是你要找的那個人 I'm The One You're Looking For.
我就是那個會打敗你的人 I'm The One Who's Going To Defeat You.
行吧 Ok.
打我啊 Hit Me.
朝我臉上打 Punch My Face.
哎呀 好痛 好痛呀 Oh! Ow! Ow!
-你少給我裝 -痛痛 - Oh, Stop! - Wow.
嗨 爸 Hi, Dad.
伊芙琳 你還在這裏幹什麼
我們...正在為今晚的派對練習唱歌呢 We're...We're Just Practising Karaoke For Tonight.
♪ 啦啦啦 ♪ ♪ La-La-La! ♪
你不是送文件去了嗎
-別擔心
-這是我們最後一次機會了
我會處理好的 I Will Take Care Of It!
-爸 她會處理好的 -你走吧 - She'll Take Care Of It, Dad. - Go.
-親愛的你還好嗎 -沒事的 - Honey, You Ok? - It's Ok.
-快走 -沒事 我就是不小心跌到沙發上了 - Go! - Yeah, I Just Fell On The Couch.
走啊 Go!
好吧 Ok.
-疼... -他真貼心 - Ow... - He's So Sweet.
好的 Ok.
嘿 嘿 老媽 Hey, Hey, Buddy!
如果你不想跟我打那麼... If You Don't Want To Fight Me, Then...
-那為什麼 -什麼為什麼 - Why? - Why What?
這一切...都是為了什麼 What...What's All This For?
為什麼我在找你嗎 Why Was I Looking For You?
是啊 Yeah.
坐這兒 Sit Down.
快坐 吃點零食 Sit Down, Grab A Snack,
讓自己舒服些好嗎 Make Yourself Comfortable, Huh?
-嘿 你還好嗎 -行吧 - Oh, Hey, You Ok? - Ok.
我們來加速一下這件事 Mmm. We Can Speed This Up.
坐在縫上 Sit On The Crack.
坐到沙發縫上好嗎 Sit On The Crack Of The Couch, Ok?
坐舒服點 Get Comfortable.
百吉餅 Bagel.
拜託你 我不在乎百吉餅 Please, I Don't Care About The Bagel.
我也不在乎阿爾法宇宙 I Don't Care About The Alphaverse.
我只在乎我的喬伊 L Only Care About My Joy.
把我的女兒還給我 Give Me Back My Daughter
然後我再也不會打擾你了 And I'll Leave You Alone Forever.
不好意思 做不到 Sorry! No Can Do.
為什麼做不到 Why Not?
我就是你的女兒 你女兒就是我 I Am Your Daughter. Your Daughter Is Me.
《瞬息全宇宙》
每個宇宙的喬伊都是丘布·圖巴姬 Every Version Of Joy Is Jobu Tupaki.
我就是你的女兒 你女兒就是我 每個宇宙的喬伊都是丘布·圖巴姬 嗨
-你不能將我們分開 -不 - You Can't Separate Us. - No.
我能感受到你女兒所感受的一切 I Have Felt Everything Your Daughter Has Felt.
而且我清楚... And I Know The Joy...
...你作為我媽媽所給我帶來的開心與痛苦 ..And The Pain Of Having You As My Mother.
那麼你也應該知道我只會做... Then You Know I Would Do...
正確的選擇 只為了她好 為了你好 Only Do The Right Thing For Her, For You.
所謂「正確」不過是人因害怕而製造出來的小匣子 'Right' Is A Tiny Box Invented By People Who Are Afraid
而我也知道被困在那個匣子裏是什麼感覺 And I Know What It Feels Like To Be Trapped Inside That Box.
好朋友 老友來的
媽... Mom...
不 我不是那個意思 No, It's Not Like That.
但這是外公 It's Gong Gong.
他是不同時代的人 He's A Different Generation.
你不需要再拿他來做借口了 You Don't Have To Hide Behind Him Anymore.
你該感到解脫 You Should Feel Relieved.
貝果宇宙會讓你看到事物的本質 The Bagel Will Show You The True Nature Of Things.
你也會像我一樣從那個匣子裏解脫出來的 You'll Be Free From That Box, Just Like Me.
不 不 我跟你不一樣 No, No, I'm Not Like You.
你還年輕 而且你的想法總是變來變去的 You're Young And Your Mind Is Always Changing.
我清楚我自己是誰 I Still Know Who I Am.
你完全不知道自己做了些什麼 You Have No Idea What You've Done.
你會就這樣永遠被困住的 You're Stuck Like This Forever.
不 我要和我的喬伊一起回去 No, I'm Going Back With My Joy,
回到我的家庭裏 去過我原本的生活 To My Family, To Live My Life.
我幸福美滿的生活 A Happy Life.
好吧 Ok.
祝你好運 Good Luck With That.
感謝你們前來 Thank You So Much For Coming.
新年快樂 新年快樂
謝謝 謝謝你啊 Thank You. Thank Your Father.
一直以來... All This Time...
...我並不是為了要殺你才到處找你的 ..I Wasn't Looking For You So I Could Kill You.
我只是想找到一個人 能見我所見 I Was Just Looking For Someone Who Could See What I See.
感我所感 Feel What I Feel.
之前你在問關於「我們的女兒」
真的是太瘋狂了
但...
它也讓我開始在想...
如果我...
♪恭喜恭喜恭喜你啊♪
你跟我一起走的話
♪恭喜恭喜恭喜你♪
而那個人... And That Someone...
迪爾德麗 稅所那女的
離線
重新連接中...
...就是你 ..Is You.
伊芙琳 Evelyn!
-你還活著 -簡直奇跡 - You're Alive! - Impossible.
-你好 -王太太嗎 - Hello? - Mrs Wang?
你...你在哪裏 Where...Where Are You?
我們約好了見面你居然不來嗎 I Mean, To Not Even Show Up For Your Appointment?!
閉嘴吧 Shut Up.
你說什麼 What Did You Just Say?
我說閉嘴 I Said Shut Up.
你一點也不重要 You Don't Matter.
我為我的作為向你道歉 Whatever I Did, I'm Sorry.
沒有什麼是重要的 Nothing Matters.
王太太 Mrs Wang!
你會惹上大麻煩的 You Are Gonna Be In Serious Trouble!
你明白嗎 Do You Understand?
因為你不尊重... For You To Disrespect...
你想知道我們「假如」的結局嗎
我們每天...
就會在一個很小...
快要倒閉的洗衣店醒來
想清楚
如果你不是認真的...
請不要給我這種希望
新年快樂
Happy New Year!
新的一年了呢 Another Year, Hmm?
假裝我們知道自己在做什麼 Pretending We Know What We're Doing,
但實際上 我們只是在重複一樣的事情 But, Really, We're Just Going Around In Circles.
洗衣服 交稅 Doing Laundry And Taxes,
然後又是洗衣服 交稅 And Laundry And Taxes.
解除婚姻關係申請書 伊芙琳·王
-不會再重複了 -請問一下 - No More Running. - Excuse Me.
店主在哪裏 噢 Where Are The Owners? Oh.
你們在這 王先生和王太太 There You Are. Mr And Mrs Wang
是你們逼我的 我不得不授權沒收 You Have Left Me No Option But To Authorise The Seizure
你們所有的個人和公司財產 Of Your Personal And Your Business Assets.
-你們必須清空... -等一下伊芙琳 - You Have To Vacate... - Wait, Evelyn!
趕快告訴她你已經把文件送了
你去了 對嗎
你在做什麼 不 不要 What Are You Doing? No! No!
我的天 切德 我都說了她這人信不過 My God, Chad, I Told You She Couldn't Be Trusted!
伊芙琳 求你了 冷靜點 Evelyn, Please! Calm Down.
...在48小小時內... ..Within 48 Hours Or...
你幹什麼
一切萬物 Everything.
你在幹什麼 What Are You Doing?
每時每刻 Not A Single Moment Will Go By
每一個宇宙 Without Every Other Universe
都在叫喊著爭奪你的注意力 Screaming For Your Attention.
你無法一直專心地待在某一個里面 Never Fully There.
只留下一地的... Just A Lifetime Of...
不 不 No, No!
...人生破碎片段 ..Fractured Moments.
浣熊料理王 Raccaccoonie!
...矛盾和困惑... ..Contradictions And Confusion...
動物管控局
-放開我 -切德 不要忘記我 - Get Off Me! - Chad, Don't Forget About Me.
文件在這裏 Here Are The Papers.
-噢 噢 警官 -沒事 沒事 - Oh! Oh, Officer? - Ok, Ok.
...只有在幾個短暫的瞬間裏 ..With Only A Few Specks Of Time
一切才顯得有道理 Where Anything Actually Makes Any Sense.
我一直都很討厭這個鬼地方 I've Always Hated This Place.
浣熊料理王 Raccaccoonie!
切德 Chad!
放開我 放開 Get Off Me! Get Off!
伊芙琳 為什麼 Evelyn, Why?!
噢 太好了 你也在這裏
喬伊
喬伊 我們在哪裏
在一個不適合生命體生存的宇宙裏
實際上大部分宇宙都跟這個一樣
這很好
是的 你可以就這樣一直坐在這 感覺一切都是那麼的...遙遠
喬伊
我很抱歉搞砸了這一切
噓
你不需要擔心這些
靜靜做一顆石頭就好
我只是覺得自己很傻
天吶 拜託 我們都很傻好嗎
渺小 愚蠢的人類 我們似乎一直都是這種設定
在我們大部分的歷史當中 我們都認為地球 是宇宙的中心 我們折磨並殺害那些持有異見的人
直到 我們發現地球其實是繞著太陽轉的 而太陽僅只是數萬億恆星中的一顆
現在你再看看我們 正試著接受這個事實 所有我們已知存在的一切 不過是未知千千萬宇宙中的一個而已
每一次的新發現都只是在提醒我們
我們都是渺小且愚蠢的
而誰又會知道下一個...
讓我們覺得自己 比一坨狗屎還渺小的新發現會是什麼呢
注意你的用詞
認真的嗎
說笑而已 我就開個玩笑
笑不活了呢
就他媽是一個笑話
超級好笑的
哈哈哈哈哈 哈哈哈哈哈
媽的
怎麼了
我像這樣被困住很久了...
感受著一切...
我希望你可以看到我看不見的...
希望你可以說服我說我們還有別的選擇
你在說什麼呢
你知道我為什麼要建造百吉餅黑洞嗎 Do You Know Why I Actually Built The Bagel?
不是為了摧毀一切 It Wasn't To Destroy Everything.
而是為了摧毀我自己 It Was To Destroy Myself.
我想知道如果我走進去 我是否能終將得以解脫 I Wanted To See If I Went In, Could I Finally Escape?
就是 徹底地死去 Like, Actually Die.
至少現在這樣... At Least This Way...
我不需要獨自嘗試 I Don't Have To Do It Alone.
你沒有在聽我說話 You're Not Listening.
這超出了我的管轄範圍... This Is Out Of My League...
布倫納法官簽的... Judge Brenner Signed...
不好意思 不好意思 王先生 Well, Excuse Me! Excuse Me, Mr Wang.
我認識的所有人目前都過得很艱難 Every Person I Know Is Going Through A Hard Time.
-這就是個困難時期... -伊芙琳 - It's A Hard Time... - Evelyn!
回來 Come Back.
我的傻丈夫 My Silly Husband.
或許會讓事情變得更糟 Probably Making Things Worse.
別管了 Ignore It.
好吧 你放她走吧 Ok, You Can Let Her Go.
你 放她走 沒事的 對 沒錯 You, Let Her Go. It's Ok. Yes!
謝謝你 Thank You.
一切都會好起來的
她會再給我們多一個禮拜
怎麼辦到的 這不可能 How? That's Impossible.
這只是統計的必然性 It's Just A Statistical Inevitability.
不是什麼稀奇事情 It's Nothing Special.
我不知道 I Don't Know.
我只是和她談了幾句 I Just Talked To Her.
♪每條大街小巷 每個人的嘴裏♪
♪見面第一句話 就是恭喜恭喜♪
你覺得我很軟弱 是嗎
多年前 我們剛開始談戀愛的時候
你爸總是覺得我的心太軟
也許當時他是對的
求求了 Please!
可不可以...不要再打了 Can We...Can We Just Stop Fighting?
你說過 這是個很殘酷的世界...
我們在裏面繞圈子
這我明白
你和我都在這個地球上活了這麼久了
我知道你們是因為害怕和困惑 I Know You Are All Fighting
才發起進攻的 Because You're Scared And Confused.
我也很困惑 I'm Confused Too.
一整天了... All Day...
...我都沒搞明白到底是怎麼回事 ..I Don't Know What The Heck Is Going On.
但是不知為什麼... But Somehow...
...總感覺一切都是我的錯 ...This Feels Like It's All My Fault.
我總是看到事情好的一面
那不是因為我天真
而是必要和需要
這也就是我的生存之道
我...我不知道 I Mean... I Don't Know.
但我很清楚... The Only Thing I Do Know...
...我們應該善良一些 ...Is That We Have To Be Kind.
拜託了 Please.
善良一些吧... Be Kind
尤其是現在我們都不知道這到底怎麼回事 ..Especially When We Don't Know What's Going On.
我理解到你不是一個服輸的人
我又何嘗不是
只是我們選擇的處理方式不一樣
嘿 伊芙琳 Hey, Evelyn!
百吉餅哦 Bagel.
伊芙琳... Evelyn...
你還有機會回頭 不必經歷這一切 You Can Still Turn Around And Avoid All This.
求你了... Please...
...善良一些吧 ..Be Kind.
太遲了 韋蒙德 It's Too Late, Waymond.
別這麼說 Don't Say That.
你看到了嗎 Did You See That?
我好開心啊
-啊 找到了 -看這個 - Huh! Found It! - Check This!
猜這是什麼歌 What Song Is This?
謝謝 謝謝你們今天來參加 Thanks. Thank You For Coming.
太有意思了 That's Very Funny.
-是嗎 -沒錯 - Yeah, That's It? - Yeah!
儘管你一再讓我心碎
我想告訴你...
如果有來生
我還是會選擇和你一起
報稅
開洗衣店
我也很抱歉 I'm Sorry Too.
好溫馨哦 So Cute!
來吧 伊芙琳 Come On, Evelyn.
來吧 Come On.
我懂了 L Get It.
感覺很好是吧 Feeling A Good Thing.
又有希望了 是吧 You Got Your Hopes Up.
那我來給你省點時間吧 So I'm Here To Save You Some Time.
到最後... Eventually...
...所有的希望都會消散 ...That All Just Goes Away.
...都會消散 ...Just Goes Away.
來 Come On.
你跟不跟我來都無所謂了 I Don't Care If You Come With Me.
自己好好過吧 Enjoy Your Life.
伊芙琳 伊芙琳 求你了 Evelyn! Evelyn, Please!
別再打了 No More!
我不想傷害你 I Don't Want To Hurt You.
喬伊 和我一起回去吧 Joy, Come Back With Me.
喬伊 喬伊 Joy! Joy!
我那傻丈夫和你說什麼了 What Did My Silly Husband Say To You?
他跟我說了你的處境 He Told Me About Your Situation.
我記得當年我丈夫和我提離婚的時候 I Remembered When My Husband Served Me Papers.
我開著他的車 衝進了鄰居的廚房 I Drove His Kia Forte Through My Neighbour's Kitchen.
哈 Huh!
但你知道我是怎麼說的嗎 But You Know What I Say?
「正是我們這種沒人愛的壞女人...」 It's Called, "Unlovable Bitches Like Us.
「…讓世界運轉了起」 "...Make The World Go 'Round."
別停啊 Don't Stop Playing.
給我彈首曲子 Play Something For Me.
不是這樣的 That's Not True.
-你值得被愛 -你值得被愛 - You're Not Unlovable. - You're Not Unlovable!
你在說什麼 What Are You Talking About?
也總有些什麼 值得你去愛 There Is Always Something To Love.
哪怕是在一個蠢到家的宇宙裏 Even In A Stupid, Stupid Universe
所有人的手指都跟熱狗腸一樣 Where We Have Hot Dogs For Fingers,
得用腳拿東西 也是這樣 We'd Get Very Good With Our Feet.
-看到沒 -好的 - See? - Ok.
我什麼都沒感覺到 I Feel Nothing.
我...我感覺... I... I Feel...
我感覺... L Feel...
別給她阻撓丘布的機會 Don't Let Her Stop Jobu!
開火 Open Fire!
蠢透了 So Stupid!
別過來
這個宇宙裏你不該移動的 你是塊石頭啊
根本就沒有什麼規則
我要過去啦
別過來
伊芙琳 Evelyn?
你在做什麼 What Are You Doing?
用你的方式來戰鬥啊 I'm Learning To Fight Like You.
你知道嗎 伊芙琳 我老婆 You Know, Evelyn, My Wife
活著的時候 也用和你一樣的香水 Used To Wear That Exact Same Perfume,
願她安息 God Rest Her Soul.
這是神經系統受到撞擊影響的跡象 These Are Direct Indications That There's Some Impingement Of The Nervous System.
稍微矯正一下 With A Little Bit Of Help,
就能恢復到筆直健康的狀態了 We Could Be Seeing Things Nice And Straight.
你可能會覺得有點酸痛 You Might Feel A Little Sore,
但現在看起來沒有任何問題了 But Everything Is Looking Pretty Good.
謝謝你 Thank You.
進來打掃一下 好嗎 Clean Up In There, Alright?
你奪走了我的一切 You Took Everything Away From Me.
對不起 I'm Sorry.
料理浣熊王教會了我那麼多東西 Raccaccoonie Taught Me So Much!
以前 我以前甚至 I...I Didn't Even Know
連雞蛋都不會煮 How To Boil An Egg
但他教會我 怎麼用抹刀轉雞蛋 And He Taught Me How To Spin It On A Spatula.
沒了他 我就是個廢物 I'm Useless Alone.
沒有夥伴 我們都是廢物 We're All Useless Alone.
不過幸好 你有我啊 It's A Good Thing You're Not Alone.
我們一起去營救你的浣熊料理王吧 Let's Go Rescue Your Silly Raccoon.
一定要把他救出來 Oh, We're Gonna Do It!
別擋道 Get Out Of The Way!
爸爸 你不要這樣 爸爸你坐下吧
爸爸 你在做什麼
你別再管我叫爸爸
我沒你這個女兒
韋蒙德 Waymond!
算了吧
多情自古空餘恨
好夢由來最易醒
看到沒 See?
只要時間夠久 It's Only A Matter Of Time
好事壞事就都沒什麼區別了 Before Everything Balances Itself Out.
-加油 加油 加油 -我做不到 - Come On, Come On, Come On! - I Can't.
對不起 浣熊師父 對不起 I'm Sorry, Raccaccoonie! I'm Sorry!
伊芙琳 別救她了 Evelyn, Let Her Go.
我做不到 爸爸
我不會像你一樣對我的女兒
你是怎麼做到的
當時你是怎麼這麼容易就放棄我的
你不喜歡 不接受 都不重要
因為這個就是我
你可能在她身上看到你自己最大的恐懼
我一直都希望她不會和我一樣
結果呢 她固執己見 But She Turned Out To Be Stubborn,
胸無大志 還不成器 Aimless, A Mess.
就跟她媽媽一樣 Just Like Her Mother.
但現在我想通了 But Now I See.
就算不成器也沒關係 It's Ok That She's A Mess
因為就像我一樣 Because Just Like Me
她找到了一位善良 體貼...
真正愛她一切的人
爸
這個是貝基
是喬伊的女朋友
女朋友
行吧 在這個宇宙裏 你贏了 Well, Maybe You Win In This Universe,
但換個宇宙 But In Another Time...
...就該我打倒你了 ...I Beat You!
也可能我們最後會打成平手 Or We Tie!
或者一起... Or We Just...
在樹上掛著 ..Hang Around.
行了 喬伊 你聽我說 Ok, Joy, Listen.
因為這一切都是沒有意義的混沌狗屎 Because It's All Just A Pointless Swirling Bucket Of Bullshit.
只有在百吉餅裏 才能獲得最終的安寧 伊芙琳 That Bagel Is Where We Finally Find Peace, Evelyn.
別再叫我伊芙琳了 Stop Calling Me Evelyn!
我 I
是 Am
你 Your
媽 Mother!
阿爸 Ah Ba?
我說真的 Seriously?
你就不能... Can You Please Just...
別管我嗎 ...Stop?!
媽媽 Mom.
別管我了 Just... Just Stop.
恭喜你啊 終於把自己的狗屎人生想明白了 Good For You. You're Figuring Your Shit Out.
挺好的 我真心為你感到高興 And That's Great. I'm Really, Really Happy For You.
但是我... But I'm...
...我累了 ...I'm Tired.
我也不想再拖累別人了 I Don't Want To Hurt Anymore.
我也不知道為什麼 但每當我們倆待在一起 And For Some Reason When I'm With You, It Just...
兩個人都會覺得不舒服 ...It Just Hurts The Both Of Us.
所以 我們就各活各的 行嗎 So Let's Just Go Our Separate Ways, Ok?
你別管我了 Just Let Me Go.
好吧 Ok.
等等 Wait.
你的確長胖了 You Are Getting Fat.
你也從來不給我打電話 And You Never Call Me
哪怕我們開通了家庭流量套餐 你也不打 Even Though We Have A Family Plan.
-你說什麼 -不花錢也不打 - What? - And It's Free.
你要我幫忙的時候 才來看我 You Only Visit When You Need Something.
你還給自己弄了個紋身 我根本不在乎 And You Got A Tattoo And I Don't Care
這個紋身圖案是不是代表我們家 If It's Supposed To Represent Our Family.
你明知道我不喜歡紋身 You Know I Hate Tattoos.
這世界上能去的地方那麼多 And Of All The Places I Could Be,
為什麼我就非得待在你身邊 Why Would I Want To Be Here With You?
對 你沒說錯 Yes, You're Right.
這一點都不合理 It Doesn't Make Sense.
伊芙琳 Evelyn!
別說了 夠了
讓她說完 Let Her Finish.
可能你說得都對 Maybe It's Like You Said.
這世界上有那麼些東西 Maybe There Is Something Out There,
那麼些新發現 Some New Discovery
會讓我們覺得 That Will Make Us Feel
自己只是渺小虛無的垃圾 Like Even Smaller Pieces Of Shit.
也可能這些東西能解釋清楚 Something That Explains Why
為什麼經歷了這麼多不愉快 You Still Went Looking For Me
你還是想找到我 Through All Of This Noise.
也能說清楚 And Why,
為什麼無論如何 No Matter What,
我就想待在你身邊 I Still Want To Be Here With You.
我想永遠... I Will Always...
...永遠... ...Always...
...待在你身邊 ...Want To Be Here With You.
那又怎麼樣呢 你... So What? You...
別的東西你就都不在乎了嗎 You're Just Gonna Ignore Everything Else?
你可以做任何事 想去哪就能去哪 You Could Be Anything, Anywhere.
為什麼就不去一個 Why Not Go Somewhere Where Your.
能有個更好的女兒的 ...Where Your Daughter Is More Than Just...
...地方呢 ...This?
我們彼此陪伴的時間 Here, All We Get
能留下的回憶時間 Are A Few Specks Of Time
一共也就那麼一點兒 Where Any Of This Actually Makes Any Sense.
我會好好珍惜 Then I Will Cherish
這麼一點時光 These Few Specks Of Time.
狀態：穩定
你得摁下按鈕 You Push The Button.
好了來 Yeah, There You Go.
能感覺自己重回14歲了一樣 I Feel Like I'm 14.
沒錯 Yeah.
你真是個瘋女人 You're A Crazy Woman!
彼此彼此 Takes One To Know One.
對不起 浣熊師父 對不起 I'm Sorry, Raccaccoonie! I'm Sorry!
-你在做什麼 -拽我頭髮指揮我啊 - What Are You Doing? - Grab My Hair.
女朋友
我聽不懂啊 What Did He Say?
給我一個機會好嗎
♪我們是一家人♪ ♪ We're A Family... ♪
這也太丟人了 This Is So Awkward.
丟死人了 是吧 This Is Awkward, Right?
你還想接著開派對嗎 Do You Still Want To Do Your Party?
我們想做什麼 就做什麼 We Can Do Whatever We Want.
別的都不用管 Nothing Matters.
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好了 我們肯定要遲到了 Ok, We're Definitely Iate Now, Guys.
這些都得帶上嗎 Do You Have To Bring All These?
嗯 Mmm-Hmm.
這個也得帶著 That Needs To Go In The Bag Too.
報稅真是煩死人 Taxes Suck.
全宇宙
第三部分
謝謝你送我們 貝基 Thank You For The Ride, Becky!
嘿 沒事的 Hey, It's Good.
嗯嗯 你可以的 好嗎 Mmm-Hmm. You Got This Ok?
-貝基 -晚點打給你 - Becky? - I'll Call You After.
你得把頭髮留回來 You Need To Grow Your Hair.
哇哦 Wow.
我晚點打給你 I'll Call You Later!
快點 快來 Hurry, Hurry!
我要去廁所 等我一會兒啊 I Gotta Pee. Hold On.
好的 快點 Ok. Hurry.
啊 我也要去
我幫你拿包包吧
去吧
好的 很好 Ok. Yes.
你們這次還算像樣我很滿意 I Am Happy To Say I Do Think Things Are Better.
進步還是很大的 This Is... This Is An Improvement.
還好你們聽了我的建議 And I'm Glad That You Listened.
但還是有點兒問題 But We Have A Problem
因為你可能聽了我的建議 但沒聽懂 Because You Listened, But You Didn't Listen
就是這個附表c的填法啊 And That Has To Do With The Schedule C.
你看 你雖然... You See, You Did...
伊芙琳 你聽著呢嗎 Evelyn! Did You Hear Me?
抱歉 你說到哪兒了 Sorry. What Did You Say?
♪不受命運左右♪ ♪ Free From Destiny ♪
♪不只看播了什麼種♪ ♪ Not Onlqy What We Sow ♪
♪也不只看開出什麼花♪ ♪ Not Only What We Show ♪
♪所有的可能性♪ ♪ Every Possibility ♪
♪不受命運左右♪ ♪ Free From Destiny ♪
♪我選擇你 你選擇我♪ ♪ I Choose You And You Choose Me ♪
♪不只看播了什麼種♪ ♪ Not Only What We Sow ♪
♪在所有的空間 所有的時間中♪ ♪ Every Space And Every Time ♪
♪也不只看開了什麼花♪ ♪Not Only What We Show ♪
♪我們所知道的♪ ♪ What We Know ♪
♪多少生命本可以♪ ♪ Many Lives That Could've Been ♪
♪擺脫熵變♪ ♪ Free From Entropy ♪
♪糾纏到永恆盡頭♪ ♪ Entangled For Eternity ♪
♪不僅是行進與行動♪ ♪ Not Only Hands And Toes ♪
♪也不僅是知識與領悟♪ ♪ Not Only What We've Known ♪
♪緩緩而來和突然出現的奇跡♪ ♪ Slow And Sudden Miracles ♪
♪透過我們的窗台♪ ♪ View Of Other Worlds ♪
♪看見其它世界之景♪ ♪ From Our Windowsills ♪
♪伴隨著永恆的♪ ♪ With The Weight ♪
♪以光速前進♪ ♪ At Thz Speed Of Light ♪
♪是我們的人生♪ ♪ This Is Our Life ♪
♪我愛你 我愛你♪ ♪ I Love You, I Love You ♪